Telling funny Tale - NEWTON's ROMANTIC Formula

U niversal L aw O f L ove:

 

 

" Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer From

One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money "

 

 

 

First L aw Of  Love:

 

 

" A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love With Her And A Girl

In Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him, Until Or Unless

Any External Agent(Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play And

Break The Legs Of The Boy. "

 

 

Second L aw Of Love:

 

 

" The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is

Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy And

The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of The

Bank Balance. "

 

 

Third Law Of Love:

 

 

" The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite

To The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping."