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The Equation:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1
Bloody marriage has 777777777777 problems.
So beware of glance!

Plan For Future:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
robin: I want 2 b a pilot.
sumon: I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
Rajib : I want 2 help Deepa.

Exams:
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1,Too Many Questions.
2,Difficult to Understand.
3,More Explanation is Needed.
4,Result is always FAIL!

Liar:
A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS?"
Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom!

Sardar
sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his
phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED".

Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant.

Life is too SHORT friends so ENJOY IT