JOKE : WATERMELON

 
 

 One day former US president Clinton, US vice president Dick Chenny and president Bush were on a jungle vacation together when they were caught by a tribal group. Before they were about to be executed, they pleaded to the Queen of the Tribe for mercy. She said, ''Get me something good to eat. If I like it, you will be freed.'' 

The three men looked at each other and agreed. They then went into the jungle to look for some food Clinton was the first to come back. He came up to the altar and offered grapes. The Queen tasted one and immediately spat it out. She ordered her servants to shove the rest of the grapes up Clinton’s ass. The servants did their duty, and left Clinton lying on the ground screaming. 

Dick Chenny was the next to arrive with some yummy apples. The same thing happened to him, but curiously he laughed as the apples were shoved up his ass. Clinton was shocked. Here he was with grapes up his ass howling in pain, but Chenny had several apples in his ass and he was laughing. He asked him ''What the hell are you laughing about?'' 

A laughing Chenny replied ''Bush's coming back with a watermelon.'' J