Ramu : Hey.. my submarine is not sinking into the water!! what could be wrong? Somu : may be u have used float instead of double in the software. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- PS : Hey Bull, Can you do me a favor? Can you pass on these 500 rupees to Suthi..? Bull : Sure.. why not? But tell me one thing. Tell me whether its pass by value or pass by reference. PS : ???!!! ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- Ramu : I am very very sure that the guy who just talked to me is a software engineer... Somu : how do u say that? Ramu : he asked my physical address instead of my home address! ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- Ramu : Hey.. I think that SW Engg is very very naive.. Somu : How do u say that? Ramu : He believes that there is an Arabian Sea++ next to Arabin Sea. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- Ramu : Hey.... whats time now? Somu : System time or local time...?? ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- Ramu : Hey.. I have a problem. My system is not booting up! Somu : may be, its internal buses are on strike.. check out! ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- Ramu : (while browsing the TV) what is this? I have heard of Star Sports, Star Movies and Star Plus. Whats this Star Equals??? Is it a new Star Channel? Somu : No. = operator has been overloaded in Star Channel. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- Ramu : why are u wiping ur terminal very often with a cloth? Somu : clear command is not working properly for my terminal. that's why? ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- Vani : We have shifted our home to Vadodara now.. Soni : right shift or left shift?? ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- Pooja: do u have Design Specs for brinjal sambar? Varsha : u mean recipe..? ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- Ramu : Somu, I am going to file a case against my landlord yaar. He's harassing me too much. Somu : What case? Upper Case or Lower Case or.......
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