General Moeen U. Ahmed's career details

General Moeen U. Ahmed's career details are available online. It says , of course, that he is the first Chief of Staff to be commissioned amongst the officers who graduated in independent Bangladesh. A listing is also given of the commands that he held. However, it is clear on close scrutiny that no dates are given on when he assumed command of these units or when he got his promotions.

General Moeen U Ahmed's army career stalled until BNP was elected to power in 2001. General Ahmed is from Noakhali, in South-Eastern Bangladesh. Noakhali is close to Feni, birthplace and bastion of BNP supremo Khaleda Zia and her family. General Ahmed made this geographical proximity his selling-point and started strenuous efforts to ingratiate himself with theBNP power-brokers. He paid special attention to the two men who would emerge as the ultimate arbitrators of all military postings and promotions for the army, navy, and the air force during 2001-2006: Khaleda Zia's brother Major (ret.) Sayeed Iskandar her nephew, Saiful Islam (Duke).

Incidentally, these two men have a lot to answer for. They have been responsible for ruining some of the most promising men in our armed forces; men who were too straight-laced and professional to kowtow to them. Fortunately for him and unfortunately for us, Ahmed was not one of them. He ingratiated himself with these two men very successfully, and managed to get for himself a prize command in Chittagong and also positioned himself as a key contender for the post of Chief of Army Staff.

Incidentally, these two men are the only two members of Khaleda Zia's family who were part of the government apparatus for the last five years, but have not been asked to provide wealth reports to the current military government. Anyone familiar with power politics in Bangladesh is aware of the intense speculation and jockeying that precedes the appointment of the Chief of Army Staff. Various factions vie for the ear of the Prime Mnister to get their own candidates chosen. There was general consensus that Lt. Gen. Hasan Mashud had been an excellent Chief of Army Staff, and appointing another decent general after him to lead the army would have gone down well with the country in general and the armed forces in particular. Quite a few members of Zia's kitchen cabinet were against this appointment going to a political general like Moeen U Ahmed, and her military secretary went as far as to write an official note recommending her against this appointment.

History, however, was on General Moeen's side. During her previous administration, when it came time to pick a Chief of Army Staff who would serve through the 1996 election, Begum Zia opted for efficiency and service seniority over political expediency, and picked Lt. Gen. Nasim over commanders perceived to be more loyal to the government. Proving the adage that no good deeds go unpunished in Bangladeshi politics, Lt. Gen. Nasim promptly tried to stage a coup and overthrow the government. Keeping that particular lesson in mind, Zia decided to take the low route this time and pick a political general who would know during every second of his job that he was only there thanks to his servilityto his political masters. This, she thought, would ensure his loyalty.

The rest, of course, is history. General Moeen staged a bloodless coup on January 11th and imposed indirect military rule; he has ruled Bangladesh in all but name for the last eight months, given himself a promotion to four-star General, changed the command structure of Bangladesh's armed forces in order to manage the nice shiny fourth star on his car, and become the first Army Chief in the last twenty years to have his effigy burnt by Dhaka University students. So this is where our Chief of Army Staff has been. What do you think his future plans are? And more importantly, what do these plans include for us,and for the future of Bangladeshi democract? Remember, whatever these plans are, he'll be trying really hard to sell them to various American officials, during his visit to the US, as the best thing that could possibly happen to Bangladesh at this juncture.

this article is collected from http://sotacit.wordpress.com/2007/10/16/everything-you-need-to-know-about-general-moeen-u-ahmed/


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*10 facts about death*


*1. When a person dies, hearing is the last sense to go -- the first is usually sight, followed by taste, smells and touch

2. A human head remains conscious for about 15 to 20 seconds after it has been decapitated

3. 100 people choke to death on pens each year. One is more likely to bekilled by a champagne cork than by a spider

4. Alexander's funeral would have cost $600 million today. A road from Egypt to Babylon was built to carry his body

5. When inventor Thomas Edison died in 1931, his friend Henry Ford captured his last dying breath in a bottle

6. Over 2500 left-handed people are killed each year from using products made for right-handed people

7. It takes longer than ever before a body to decompose due to preservatives in the food that we eat these days

8. An eternal flame lamp at the tomb of a Buddhist priest in Nara, Japan has kept burning for 1,130 years

9. Star Trek creator Gerne Roddenberry is the first person to have his ashes put aboard a rocket and 'buried' in space *


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Coooool Meaning


Sigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

Divorce: Future tense of marriage

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower.. .

Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Etc: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually
look forward to the trip.

퍸pportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

퍸ptimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am not injured yet.

Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... Except that he got caught.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills .


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James Bond and............hahahaha


James Bond is a stylish hero you know. Whenever people ask him of his name, he answers in his own branded style - Bond, James Bond. The last year Bond came to Noakhali for a quick visit. In Noakhali Swimming Complex, he met Pasha.

Pasha asked:
Hei, what's you name?

James Bond replied:
   Bond
   James Bond

Then Bond asked Pasha the same:
   And what's yours?

Pasha replied:

Pasha

Choudhury Pasha

Rahman Choudhury Pasha

Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha

Ibne Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha

Khan Ibne Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha

Rahman Khan Ibne Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha

Fazlur Rahman Khan Ibne Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha

Mohammad Fazlur Rahman Khan Ibne Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha

Kalam Mohammad Fazlur Rahman Khan Ibne Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha

Abul Kalam Mohammad Fazlur Rahman Khan Ibne Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha


From that day on, whenever people ask Bond of his name, he simply replies - James bond.




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"People Come Into Your Life For A Reason"

People come into your life for a reason, a season, or a lifetime. When you figure out which it is, you know exactly what to do.

When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have  expressed outwardly or inwardly. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally, or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend, and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrong -doing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this  person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up or out and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled; their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and it is now time to move on.

When people come into your life for a SEASON, it is because your turn has come to share, grow, or learn. They may bring you an experience of peace or make you laugh. They may teach you something you have never done. They usually give you an unbelievable amount of joy.

Believe it! It is real! But only for a season.

LIFETIME relationships teach you lifetime lessons.

Those things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional foundation. Your job is to accept the lesson, love the person/people (anyway); and put what you have learned to use in all other relationships and areas of your life. It is said that love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant.

Thank you for being a part of my life



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*QUESTIONS THAT U CANT ANSWER(TRY IT OUT)*

1. The maker doesn't want it; the buyer doesn't use it; and the user doesn't see it. What is it?

2. A child is born in Boston , Massachusetts to parents who were both born in Boston , Massachusetts . The child is not a United States citizen. How is this possible?

3. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?

4. Clara Clatter was born on December 27th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?

5. Captain Frank and some of the boys were exchanging old war stories. Art Bragg offered one about how his grandfather led a battalion against a German division during World War I. Through brilliant maneuvers, he defeated them and captured valuable territory. After the battle he was presented with a sword bearing the inscription "To Captain Bragg for Bravery, Daring and Leadership. World War I. From the Men of Battalion "Captain Frank looked at Art and said, "You really don't expect anyone to believe that yarn, do you?"
What's wrong with the story?

6. What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion or politics, agree is between heaven and earth?

7. In what year did Christmas and New Year's fall in the same year?
8. Why are 1990 American dollar bills worth more than 1989 American dollar bills?

9. A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die. How many are left?

10. How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

11. How could you rearrange the letters in the words "new door" to make one word? Note: There is only one correct answer.

12. Even if they are starving, natives living in the Arctic will never eat a penguin's egg. Why not?

13. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?

14. In Okmulgee , Oklahoma , you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?

15. There were an electrician and a plumber waiting in line for admission to the International Home Show," One of them was the father of the other's son. How could this be possible?

16. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh?

**ANSWERS**

1. A coffin.

2. The child was born before 1776.

3. Mount Everest (it just hadn't been discovered).

4. Clara lives in the southern hemisphere.

5. World War I wasn't called "World War I" until World War II.
6. The word "and".
7. They fall in the same year every year. New Year's Day just arrives very early in the year and Christmas arrives very late in the same year.

8. One thousand nine hundred and ninety dollar bills are worth one dollar more than one thousand nine hundred and eighty-nine dollar bills.
9. Nine.
10. Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.11. "One word" 
12. Penguins live in the Antarctic.
13. Neither. The yolk of the egg is yellow.
14. You have to take a picture of a man with a camera, not with a wooden leg.
15. They were husband and wife.
16. Meat.



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IT jokes




Ramu : Hey.. my submarine is not sinking into the
water!! what could be wrong?
Somu : may be u have used float instead of double in
the software.
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PS : Hey Bull, Can you do me a favor? Can you pass on
these 500 rupees to Suthi..?
Bull : Sure.. why not? But tell me one thing. Tell me
whether its pass by value or pass by reference.
PS : ???!!!
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Ramu : I am very very sure that the guy who just
talked to me is a software engineer...
Somu : how do u say that?
Ramu : he asked my physical address instead of my home
address!
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Ramu : Hey.. I think that SW Engg is very very naive..
Somu : How do u say that?
Ramu : He believes that there is an Arabian Sea++ next
to Arabin Sea.
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Ramu : Hey.... whats time now?
Somu : System time or local time...??
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Ramu : Hey.. I have a problem. My system is not
booting up!
Somu : may be, its internal buses are on strike..
check out!
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Ramu : (while browsing the TV) what is this? I have
heard of Star Sports, Star Movies and Star Plus. Whats
this Star Equals??? Is it a new Star Channel?
Somu : No. = operator has been overloaded in Star
Channel.
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Ramu : why are u wiping ur terminal very often with a
cloth?
Somu : clear command is not working properly for my
terminal. that's why?
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Vani : We have shifted our home to Vadodara now..
Soni : right shift or left shift??
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Pooja: do u have Design Specs for brinjal sambar?
Varsha : u mean recipe..?
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Ramu : Somu, I am going to file a case against my
landlord yaar. He's harassing me too much.
Somu : What case? Upper Case or Lower Case or.......






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What are the Secrets Of Love?


*The First Secret - The Power Of Thought*

*Love begins with our thoughts. We become what we think about. Loving thoughts create loving experiences and loving relationships. Affirmations can change our beliefs and thoughts about others and ourselves. If we want to love someone, we need to consider their needs and desires. Thinking about your ideal partner will help you recognize her when you meet her. *

*The Second Secret - The Power Of Respect*

* You cannot love anyone or anything unless you first respect them. The first person you need to respect is yourself. To begin to gain self-respect  asks yourself, "What do I respect about myself?" To gain respect for others, even those you may dislike, ask yourself "What do I respect about them?" *


*The Third Secret - The Power Of Giving*

*If you want to receive love, all you have to do is give it! The more love you give, the more you will receive. To love is to give of yourself freely and unconditionally. Practice random acts of kindness. Before committing to a relationship ask not what the other person will be able to give to you, but rather what will you be able to give them. The secret formula of a happy, lifelong, loving relationship is to always focus on what you can give instead of what you can take. *

*The Fourth Secret - The Power Of Friendship*

*To find a true love, you must first find a true friend. Love does not consist of gazing into each other's eyes, but rather looking outward together in the same direction. To love someone completely you must love them for who they are, not what they look like. Friendship is the soil through which love's seeds grow. If you want to bring love into a
relationship, you must first bring friendship. *

* The Fifth Secret - The Power Of Touch*

*Touch is one of the most powerful expressions of love, breaking down barriers and bonding relationships. Touch changes our physical and emotional states and makes us more receptive to love. *

*The Sixth Secret - The Power Of Letting Go*

*If you love something, let it free. If it comes back to you it's yours, if it doesn't, it never was. Even in a loving relationship, people need their own space. If we want to learn to love, we must first learn to forgive and let go of past hurts and grievances. Love means letting go of our fears, prejudices, egos and conditions. "Today I let go of all my fears, the past has no power over me - today is the beginning of a new life." *

*The Seventh Secret - The Power Of Communication*

*When we learn to communicate openly and honestly, life changes. To love someone is to communicate with them. Let the people you love know that you love them and appreciate them. Never be afraid to say those three magic words: "I Love you." Never let an opportunity pass to praise someone. Always leave someone you love with a loving word - it could be the last time you see them. If you were about to die but could make telephone calls to the people you loved, who would you call, what would you say and.. Why are you waiting? *

*The Eighth Secret - The Power Of Commitment*

*If you want to have love in abundance, you must be committed to it, and that commitment will be reflected in your thoughts and actions. Commitment is the true test of love. If you want to have loving relationships, you must be committed to loving relationships. When you are committed to someone or something, quitting is never an option. Commitment distinguishes a fragile relationship from a strong one. *

*The Ninth Secret - The Power Of Passion*

*Passion ignites love and keeps it alive. Lasting passion does not come through physical attraction alone; it comes from deep commitment, enthusiasm, interest and excitement. Passion can be recreated by recreating past experiences when you felt passionate. Spontaneity and surprises produce passion. The essence of love and happiness are the same; all we need to do is to live each day with passion. *

* The Tenth Secret - The Power Of Trust*

*Trust is essential in all loving relationships. Without it one person becomes suspicious, anxious and fearful and the other person feels wrapped and emotionally suffocated. You cannot love someone completely unless you trust them completely. Act as if your relationship with the person you love will never end. One of the ways you can tell whether a person is right for you is to ask yourself, "Do I trust them completely and unreservedly?" If the answer is "no", think carefully before making a commitment. *


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Shaadi Ke Pehle Aur Baad

*Shaadi ke pehle - **Agar Tum Na Hote :( *
*Shaadi ke baad - Agar Tum Na Hote :) *
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*Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya :)*
*Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya? :( *
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*Shaadi ke pehle - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai :)*
*Shaadi ke baad - Kuch Nahi Hota Hai :(*
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*Shaadi ke pehle - Dil To Pagal Hai :)*
*Shaadi ke baad - Dil To Pagal Tha :(*
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*Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye :)*
*Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye :(*
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*Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge :)*
*Shaadi ke baad - Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge :(*
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*Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi :)*
*Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi :( *
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*Shaadi ke pehle - Kuwara Baap :) *
*Shaadi ke baad - Bechara Baap :(*
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*Shaadi ke pehle - Titanic :) *
*Shaadi ke baad - Mortgage :(*
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*Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Aapke Hai Koun? :)*
*Shaadi ke baad - Barbadi Ka Kaaran :( *
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*Shaadi ke pehle - Yes Boss :) *
*Shaadi ke baad - Yes Boss :(*
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*Shaadi ke pehle - Mere Sapno Ki Rani :) *
*Shaadi ke baad - Chutki Ki Amma :( *
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*Shaadi ke pehle - Kabhi Kabhi :)*
*Shaadi ke baad - If you are lucky :( *
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*Shaadi ke pehle - Aao Pyar Karen :)*
*Shaadi ke baad - Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen? :( *
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*Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Apke Hain :) *
*Shaadi he baad -  Hum Apke Hai Koun? :( *





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FRIENDS ARE FOREVER

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
New friends and old
Adventures so bold
God's way of saying
Are you still praying
Met a senior friend who
Loves to laugh and play
Charming and daring
And she's so caring
So when we let go
To step out boldly
God's mission is done
As we unite as one
To find kindness and love
Acceptance and laughter
These are truly God's gifts
That we share ever after
So take that first step
And say how do you do
The riches of God's blessings
Are just waiting for you


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JOKE : WATERMELON

One day former US president Clinton, US vice president Dick Chenny and president Bush were on a jungle vacation together when they were caught by a tribal group. Before they were about to be executed, they pleaded to the Queen of the Tribe for mercy. She said, ''Get me something good to eat. If I like it, you will be freed.''

The three men looked at each other and agreed. They then went into the jungle to look for some food Clinton was the first to come back. He came up to the altar and offered grapes. The Queen tasted one and immediately spat it out. She ordered her servants to shove the rest of the grapes up Clinton’s ass. The servants did their duty, and left Clinton lying on the ground screaming.

Dick Chenny was the next to arrive with some yummy apples. The same thing happened to him, but curiously he laughed as the apples were shoved up his ass. Clinton was shocked. Here he was with grapes up his ass howling in pain, but Chenny had several apples in his ass and he was laughing. He asked him ''What the hell are you laughing about?''

A laughing Chenny replied ''Bush's coming back with a watermelon.'' J


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HEALTH CLUB : Heart attacks and drinking warm water


This is a very good article. Not only about the warm water after your meal, but about heart attacks. The Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals, not cold water, maybe it is time we adopt their drinking habit while eating. For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you.

It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion. Once this "sludge" reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine . Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal. A serious note about heart attacks - You should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting.

Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line. You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack. Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms. 60% of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up. Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let's be careful and be aware. The more we know, the better chance we could survive.


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2moro can b 2 late

If you're mad with someone , and nobody's there to fix the situation... You fix it . Maybe today, that person still wants to be your friend . And if u don't, tomorrow can be too late .

If you're in love with somebody , but that person doesn't know... tell her/him. Maybe today, that person is also in love with you . And if you don't say it, tomorrow can be too late .

If you still love a person that you think has forgotten you... tell her/him. Maybe that person has always loved you. And if you don't tell her/him today , tomorrow can be too late.

If you need a hug of a friend... ask her/him for it. Maybe they need it more than you do. And if you don't ask for it today, tomorrow can be too late.

If you really have friends who you appreciate... tell them. Maybe they appreciate you as well. That if you don't and they leave or go far away today , tomorrow can be too late.

If you love your parents, and never had the chance to show them... do it . Maybe you have them there to show them how you feel. That if you don't and they leave today , and then tomorrow can be too late.


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THINK DEEPLY : 3 things YOU should do everyday

 

Tear When Drops from your eye You sometimes feels shy Tear when drops from you eye You sometimes wants to cry Tear when drops from you eye You sometimes feel embarrass Tear when drops from you eye You sometimes feels alone But when tears are of happiness You sometime feels gladness.. Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see Life with a clearer view again. There are three things we all should do every day. We should do this every day of our lives. Number one is laugh. You should laugh every day.

Number two is think. You should spend some time in thought.

And number three is, you should have your emotions moved to tears, could be happiness or joy. But think about it.

If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day. That's a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you're going to have something special.

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(¸.•´ (¸.•` *www.0-2-hero.blogspot.com


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DEEP THOUGHT : The Tailor's Needle


A great short story. You will love it and always remember it!

A tailor was at work. He took a piece of cloth and with a pair of shining, costly, scissors, he cut the cloth into various bits. Then he put the pair of scissors at his feet. Then he took a small needle and thread and started to sew the bits of cloth, into a fine shirt. When the spell of sewing was over, he stuck the needle on to his turban.
The tailor's son who was watching it asked him: "Father, the scissors are costly and look so beautiful. But you throw them down at your feet. This needle is worth almost nothing; you can get a dozen for an anna. Yet, you place it carefully on your head itself. Is there any reason for this illogical behavior?"
"Yes, my son. The scissors have their function, no doubt; but they only cut the cloth into bits. The needle, on the contrary, unites the bits and enhances the value of the cloth. Therefore, the needle to me is more precious and valuable. The value of a thing depends on its utility, son, not on its cost-price or appearance."
Similarly, there are two classes of people in the world-those who create dissensions and disharmony, who separate man from man; and those who bring about peace and harmony, who unite people


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Bored ? Read this!

The Equation:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1
Bloody marriage has 777777777777 problems.
So beware of glance!

Plan For Future:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
robin: I want 2 b a pilot.
sumon: I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
Rajib : I want 2 help Deepa.

Exams:
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1,Too Many Questions.
2,Difficult to Understand.
3,More Explanation is Needed.
4,Result is always FAIL!

Liar:
A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS?"
Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom!

Sardar
sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his
phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED".

Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant.

Life is too SHORT friends so ENJOY IT


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SIMPLE QUESTION : What is FRIENDSHIP?

Friendship is a bond, between two
A bond that is stronger,
your whole life through.
And as the year goes swiftly by,
that bond will become stronger,
between U and ME.
Our friendship is like a lovely rose,
It's beauty flourishes and grows.
It's like the sun that shines so bright,
It's like the twinkling stars of night.
A friend always knows the right thing to say
A friend will always "make your day".
And for as long as the heaven's stay blue,
I know I will always have a friend in you!


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no bad habits!!!!!!!!!!

Once a man was waiting for a taxi. A beggar came along and asked him for some money. The man ignored him. But being a professional, the beggar kept on pestering him. The man became irritated when he realized that the beggar would not leave him alone unless he parts with some money. Suddenly an idea struck him.He told the beggar, "I do not have money, but if you tell me what you want to do with the money, I will certainly help you." I would have bought a cup of tea", replied the beggar.

The man said, "Sorry man. I can offer you a cigarette instead of tea". He then took a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and offered one to the beggar. The beggar told, "I don't smoke as it is injurious to health."

The man smiled and took a bottle of whisky from his pocket and told the beggar, "Here, take this bottle and enjoy the stuff. It is really good". The beggar refused by saying, "Alcohol muddles the brain and damages the liver".

The man smiled again. He told the beggar, "I am going to the race course. Come with me and I will arrange for some tickets and we will place bets. If we win, you take the whole amount and leave me alone". As before, the beggar politely refused the latest offer by saying, "Sorry sir, I can't come with you as betting on horses is a bad habit." Suddenly the man felt relieved and asked the beggar to come to his home with him. Finally, the beggar's face lit up in anticipation of receiving at least something from the man. But he still had his doubts and asked the man, "Why do you want me to go to your house with you".

The man replied, "My wife always wanted to see how a man with no bad habits looks like."


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12 love siGns.....YOU r in love

TWELVE:When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago.

ELEVEN:You walk really slow when you're with them.

TEN:You feel shy whenever they're around.

NINE:You smile when you hear their voice.

EIGHT:When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her.

SIX:They're all you think about.

FIVE:You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them.

FOUR:You would do anything for them, just to see them.

THREE:While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time.

TWO:You were so busy thinking about that person, you didn't notice number seven was missing

ONE:You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself.


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Romantic Poem................A BRIEF ENCOUNTER.......

From the moment when we first met
Not a smile, a look or even a word said
Some how as we talked we connected so suddenly
The next thing I knew that something was happening

 

I looked at you and you looked at me
The passion was burning hots as it could be
Mixed emotions running throughout my mind
This feeling of comfort is so hard to find

 

A unforgatable but brief moment was all that we shared
You were kind, sweet and you showed that you cared

 

Somehow this dream came crashing down
When reality hits as we came back into town
You came into my life without any meaning

Yet you left a scare full of hurt feelings

I guess whatever happened didn't mean a thing
Because you treated as it was nothing more than a fling
No hard feelings or any regrets

I will remember this trip and never forget
Forget me not as I shall treasure

That brief moment that we did share together


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