"People Come Into Your Life For A Reason"

People come into your life for a reason, a season, or a lifetime. When you figure out which it is, you know exactly what to do.

When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have  expressed outwardly or inwardly. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally, or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend, and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrong -doing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this  person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up or out and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled; their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and it is now time to move on.

When people come into your life for a SEASON, it is because your turn has come to share, grow, or learn. They may bring you an experience of peace or make you laugh. They may teach you something you have never done. They usually give you an unbelievable amount of joy.

Believe it! It is real! But only for a season.

LIFETIME relationships teach you lifetime lessons.

Those things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional foundation. Your job is to accept the lesson, love the person/people (anyway); and put what you have learned to use in all other relationships and areas of your life. It is said that love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant.

Thank you for being a part of my life



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*QUESTIONS THAT U CANT ANSWER(TRY IT OUT)*

1. The maker doesn't want it; the buyer doesn't use it; and the user doesn't see it. What is it?

2. A child is born in Boston , Massachusetts to parents who were both born in Boston , Massachusetts . The child is not a United States citizen. How is this possible?

3. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?

4. Clara Clatter was born on December 27th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?

5. Captain Frank and some of the boys were exchanging old war stories. Art Bragg offered one about how his grandfather led a battalion against a German division during World War I. Through brilliant maneuvers, he defeated them and captured valuable territory. After the battle he was presented with a sword bearing the inscription "To Captain Bragg for Bravery, Daring and Leadership. World War I. From the Men of Battalion "Captain Frank looked at Art and said, "You really don't expect anyone to believe that yarn, do you?"
What's wrong with the story?

6. What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion or politics, agree is between heaven and earth?

7. In what year did Christmas and New Year's fall in the same year?
8. Why are 1990 American dollar bills worth more than 1989 American dollar bills?

9. A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die. How many are left?

10. How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

11. How could you rearrange the letters in the words "new door" to make one word? Note: There is only one correct answer.

12. Even if they are starving, natives living in the Arctic will never eat a penguin's egg. Why not?

13. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?

14. In Okmulgee , Oklahoma , you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?

15. There were an electrician and a plumber waiting in line for admission to the International Home Show," One of them was the father of the other's son. How could this be possible?

16. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh?

**ANSWERS**

1. A coffin.

2. The child was born before 1776.

3. Mount Everest (it just hadn't been discovered).

4. Clara lives in the southern hemisphere.

5. World War I wasn't called "World War I" until World War II.
6. The word "and".
7. They fall in the same year every year. New Year's Day just arrives very early in the year and Christmas arrives very late in the same year.

8. One thousand nine hundred and ninety dollar bills are worth one dollar more than one thousand nine hundred and eighty-nine dollar bills.
9. Nine.
10. Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.11. "One word" 
12. Penguins live in the Antarctic.
13. Neither. The yolk of the egg is yellow.
14. You have to take a picture of a man with a camera, not with a wooden leg.
15. They were husband and wife.
16. Meat.



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IT jokes




Ramu : Hey.. my submarine is not sinking into the
water!! what could be wrong?
Somu : may be u have used float instead of double in
the software.
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PS : Hey Bull, Can you do me a favor? Can you pass on
these 500 rupees to Suthi..?
Bull : Sure.. why not? But tell me one thing. Tell me
whether its pass by value or pass by reference.
PS : ???!!!
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Ramu : I am very very sure that the guy who just
talked to me is a software engineer...
Somu : how do u say that?
Ramu : he asked my physical address instead of my home
address!
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Ramu : Hey.. I think that SW Engg is very very naive..
Somu : How do u say that?
Ramu : He believes that there is an Arabian Sea++ next
to Arabin Sea.
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Ramu : Hey.... whats time now?
Somu : System time or local time...??
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Ramu : Hey.. I have a problem. My system is not
booting up!
Somu : may be, its internal buses are on strike..
check out!
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Ramu : (while browsing the TV) what is this? I have
heard of Star Sports, Star Movies and Star Plus. Whats
this Star Equals??? Is it a new Star Channel?
Somu : No. = operator has been overloaded in Star
Channel.
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Ramu : why are u wiping ur terminal very often with a
cloth?
Somu : clear command is not working properly for my
terminal. that's why?
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Vani : We have shifted our home to Vadodara now..
Soni : right shift or left shift??
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Pooja: do u have Design Specs for brinjal sambar?
Varsha : u mean recipe..?
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Ramu : Somu, I am going to file a case against my
landlord yaar. He's harassing me too much.
Somu : What case? Upper Case or Lower Case or.......






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What are the Secrets Of Love?


*The First Secret - The Power Of Thought*

*Love begins with our thoughts. We become what we think about. Loving thoughts create loving experiences and loving relationships. Affirmations can change our beliefs and thoughts about others and ourselves. If we want to love someone, we need to consider their needs and desires. Thinking about your ideal partner will help you recognize her when you meet her. *

*The Second Secret - The Power Of Respect*

* You cannot love anyone or anything unless you first respect them. The first person you need to respect is yourself. To begin to gain self-respect  asks yourself, "What do I respect about myself?" To gain respect for others, even those you may dislike, ask yourself "What do I respect about them?" *


*The Third Secret - The Power Of Giving*

*If you want to receive love, all you have to do is give it! The more love you give, the more you will receive. To love is to give of yourself freely and unconditionally. Practice random acts of kindness. Before committing to a relationship ask not what the other person will be able to give to you, but rather what will you be able to give them. The secret formula of a happy, lifelong, loving relationship is to always focus on what you can give instead of what you can take. *

*The Fourth Secret - The Power Of Friendship*

*To find a true love, you must first find a true friend. Love does not consist of gazing into each other's eyes, but rather looking outward together in the same direction. To love someone completely you must love them for who they are, not what they look like. Friendship is the soil through which love's seeds grow. If you want to bring love into a
relationship, you must first bring friendship. *

* The Fifth Secret - The Power Of Touch*

*Touch is one of the most powerful expressions of love, breaking down barriers and bonding relationships. Touch changes our physical and emotional states and makes us more receptive to love. *

*The Sixth Secret - The Power Of Letting Go*

*If you love something, let it free. If it comes back to you it's yours, if it doesn't, it never was. Even in a loving relationship, people need their own space. If we want to learn to love, we must first learn to forgive and let go of past hurts and grievances. Love means letting go of our fears, prejudices, egos and conditions. "Today I let go of all my fears, the past has no power over me - today is the beginning of a new life." *

*The Seventh Secret - The Power Of Communication*

*When we learn to communicate openly and honestly, life changes. To love someone is to communicate with them. Let the people you love know that you love them and appreciate them. Never be afraid to say those three magic words: "I Love you." Never let an opportunity pass to praise someone. Always leave someone you love with a loving word - it could be the last time you see them. If you were about to die but could make telephone calls to the people you loved, who would you call, what would you say and.. Why are you waiting? *

*The Eighth Secret - The Power Of Commitment*

*If you want to have love in abundance, you must be committed to it, and that commitment will be reflected in your thoughts and actions. Commitment is the true test of love. If you want to have loving relationships, you must be committed to loving relationships. When you are committed to someone or something, quitting is never an option. Commitment distinguishes a fragile relationship from a strong one. *

*The Ninth Secret - The Power Of Passion*

*Passion ignites love and keeps it alive. Lasting passion does not come through physical attraction alone; it comes from deep commitment, enthusiasm, interest and excitement. Passion can be recreated by recreating past experiences when you felt passionate. Spontaneity and surprises produce passion. The essence of love and happiness are the same; all we need to do is to live each day with passion. *

* The Tenth Secret - The Power Of Trust*

*Trust is essential in all loving relationships. Without it one person becomes suspicious, anxious and fearful and the other person feels wrapped and emotionally suffocated. You cannot love someone completely unless you trust them completely. Act as if your relationship with the person you love will never end. One of the ways you can tell whether a person is right for you is to ask yourself, "Do I trust them completely and unreservedly?" If the answer is "no", think carefully before making a commitment. *


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Shaadi Ke Pehle Aur Baad

*Shaadi ke pehle - **Agar Tum Na Hote :( *
*Shaadi ke baad - Agar Tum Na Hote :) *
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*Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya :)*
*Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya? :( *
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*Shaadi ke pehle - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai :)*
*Shaadi ke baad - Kuch Nahi Hota Hai :(*
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*Shaadi ke pehle - Dil To Pagal Hai :)*
*Shaadi ke baad - Dil To Pagal Tha :(*
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*Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye :)*
*Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye :(*
* *

*Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge :)*
*Shaadi ke baad - Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge :(*
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*Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi :)*
*Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi :( *
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*Shaadi ke pehle - Kuwara Baap :) *
*Shaadi ke baad - Bechara Baap :(*
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*Shaadi ke pehle - Titanic :) *
*Shaadi ke baad - Mortgage :(*
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*Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Aapke Hai Koun? :)*
*Shaadi ke baad - Barbadi Ka Kaaran :( *
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*Shaadi ke pehle - Yes Boss :) *
*Shaadi ke baad - Yes Boss :(*
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*Shaadi ke pehle - Mere Sapno Ki Rani :) *
*Shaadi ke baad - Chutki Ki Amma :( *
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*Shaadi ke pehle - Kabhi Kabhi :)*
*Shaadi ke baad - If you are lucky :( *
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*Shaadi ke pehle - Aao Pyar Karen :)*
*Shaadi ke baad - Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen? :( *
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*Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Apke Hain :) *
*Shaadi he baad -  Hum Apke Hai Koun? :( *





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FRIENDS ARE FOREVER

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
New friends and old
Adventures so bold
God's way of saying
Are you still praying
Met a senior friend who
Loves to laugh and play
Charming and daring
And she's so caring
So when we let go
To step out boldly
God's mission is done
As we unite as one
To find kindness and love
Acceptance and laughter
These are truly God's gifts
That we share ever after
So take that first step
And say how do you do
The riches of God's blessings
Are just waiting for you


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JOKE : WATERMELON

One day former US president Clinton, US vice president Dick Chenny and president Bush were on a jungle vacation together when they were caught by a tribal group. Before they were about to be executed, they pleaded to the Queen of the Tribe for mercy. She said, ''Get me something good to eat. If I like it, you will be freed.''

The three men looked at each other and agreed. They then went into the jungle to look for some food Clinton was the first to come back. He came up to the altar and offered grapes. The Queen tasted one and immediately spat it out. She ordered her servants to shove the rest of the grapes up Clinton’s ass. The servants did their duty, and left Clinton lying on the ground screaming.

Dick Chenny was the next to arrive with some yummy apples. The same thing happened to him, but curiously he laughed as the apples were shoved up his ass. Clinton was shocked. Here he was with grapes up his ass howling in pain, but Chenny had several apples in his ass and he was laughing. He asked him ''What the hell are you laughing about?''

A laughing Chenny replied ''Bush's coming back with a watermelon.'' J


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HEALTH CLUB : Heart attacks and drinking warm water


This is a very good article. Not only about the warm water after your meal, but about heart attacks. The Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals, not cold water, maybe it is time we adopt their drinking habit while eating. For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you.

It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion. Once this "sludge" reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine . Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal. A serious note about heart attacks - You should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting.

Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line. You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack. Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms. 60% of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up. Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let's be careful and be aware. The more we know, the better chance we could survive.


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2moro can b 2 late

If you're mad with someone , and nobody's there to fix the situation... You fix it . Maybe today, that person still wants to be your friend . And if u don't, tomorrow can be too late .

If you're in love with somebody , but that person doesn't know... tell her/him. Maybe today, that person is also in love with you . And if you don't say it, tomorrow can be too late .

If you still love a person that you think has forgotten you... tell her/him. Maybe that person has always loved you. And if you don't tell her/him today , tomorrow can be too late.

If you need a hug of a friend... ask her/him for it. Maybe they need it more than you do. And if you don't ask for it today, tomorrow can be too late.

If you really have friends who you appreciate... tell them. Maybe they appreciate you as well. That if you don't and they leave or go far away today , tomorrow can be too late.

If you love your parents, and never had the chance to show them... do it . Maybe you have them there to show them how you feel. That if you don't and they leave today , and then tomorrow can be too late.


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THINK DEEPLY : 3 things YOU should do everyday

 

Tear When Drops from your eye You sometimes feels shy Tear when drops from you eye You sometimes wants to cry Tear when drops from you eye You sometimes feel embarrass Tear when drops from you eye You sometimes feels alone But when tears are of happiness You sometime feels gladness.. Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see Life with a clearer view again. There are three things we all should do every day. We should do this every day of our lives. Number one is laugh. You should laugh every day.

Number two is think. You should spend some time in thought.

And number three is, you should have your emotions moved to tears, could be happiness or joy. But think about it.

If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day. That's a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you're going to have something special.

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(¸.•´ (¸.•` *www.0-2-hero.blogspot.com


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DEEP THOUGHT : The Tailor's Needle


A great short story. You will love it and always remember it!

A tailor was at work. He took a piece of cloth and with a pair of shining, costly, scissors, he cut the cloth into various bits. Then he put the pair of scissors at his feet. Then he took a small needle and thread and started to sew the bits of cloth, into a fine shirt. When the spell of sewing was over, he stuck the needle on to his turban.
The tailor's son who was watching it asked him: "Father, the scissors are costly and look so beautiful. But you throw them down at your feet. This needle is worth almost nothing; you can get a dozen for an anna. Yet, you place it carefully on your head itself. Is there any reason for this illogical behavior?"
"Yes, my son. The scissors have their function, no doubt; but they only cut the cloth into bits. The needle, on the contrary, unites the bits and enhances the value of the cloth. Therefore, the needle to me is more precious and valuable. The value of a thing depends on its utility, son, not on its cost-price or appearance."
Similarly, there are two classes of people in the world-those who create dissensions and disharmony, who separate man from man; and those who bring about peace and harmony, who unite people


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Bored ? Read this!

The Equation:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1
Bloody marriage has 777777777777 problems.
So beware of glance!

Plan For Future:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
robin: I want 2 b a pilot.
sumon: I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
Rajib : I want 2 help Deepa.

Exams:
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1,Too Many Questions.
2,Difficult to Understand.
3,More Explanation is Needed.
4,Result is always FAIL!

Liar:
A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS?"
Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom!

Sardar
sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his
phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED".

Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant.

Life is too SHORT friends so ENJOY IT


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SIMPLE QUESTION : What is FRIENDSHIP?

Friendship is a bond, between two
A bond that is stronger,
your whole life through.
And as the year goes swiftly by,
that bond will become stronger,
between U and ME.
Our friendship is like a lovely rose,
It's beauty flourishes and grows.
It's like the sun that shines so bright,
It's like the twinkling stars of night.
A friend always knows the right thing to say
A friend will always "make your day".
And for as long as the heaven's stay blue,
I know I will always have a friend in you!


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no bad habits!!!!!!!!!!

Once a man was waiting for a taxi. A beggar came along and asked him for some money. The man ignored him. But being a professional, the beggar kept on pestering him. The man became irritated when he realized that the beggar would not leave him alone unless he parts with some money. Suddenly an idea struck him.He told the beggar, "I do not have money, but if you tell me what you want to do with the money, I will certainly help you." I would have bought a cup of tea", replied the beggar.

The man said, "Sorry man. I can offer you a cigarette instead of tea". He then took a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and offered one to the beggar. The beggar told, "I don't smoke as it is injurious to health."

The man smiled and took a bottle of whisky from his pocket and told the beggar, "Here, take this bottle and enjoy the stuff. It is really good". The beggar refused by saying, "Alcohol muddles the brain and damages the liver".

The man smiled again. He told the beggar, "I am going to the race course. Come with me and I will arrange for some tickets and we will place bets. If we win, you take the whole amount and leave me alone". As before, the beggar politely refused the latest offer by saying, "Sorry sir, I can't come with you as betting on horses is a bad habit." Suddenly the man felt relieved and asked the beggar to come to his home with him. Finally, the beggar's face lit up in anticipation of receiving at least something from the man. But he still had his doubts and asked the man, "Why do you want me to go to your house with you".

The man replied, "My wife always wanted to see how a man with no bad habits looks like."


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12 love siGns.....YOU r in love

TWELVE:When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago.

ELEVEN:You walk really slow when you're with them.

TEN:You feel shy whenever they're around.

NINE:You smile when you hear their voice.

EIGHT:When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her.

SIX:They're all you think about.

FIVE:You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them.

FOUR:You would do anything for them, just to see them.

THREE:While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time.

TWO:You were so busy thinking about that person, you didn't notice number seven was missing

ONE:You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself.


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Romantic Poem................A BRIEF ENCOUNTER.......

From the moment when we first met
Not a smile, a look or even a word said
Some how as we talked we connected so suddenly
The next thing I knew that something was happening

 

I looked at you and you looked at me
The passion was burning hots as it could be
Mixed emotions running throughout my mind
This feeling of comfort is so hard to find

 

A unforgatable but brief moment was all that we shared
You were kind, sweet and you showed that you cared

 

Somehow this dream came crashing down
When reality hits as we came back into town
You came into my life without any meaning

Yet you left a scare full of hurt feelings

I guess whatever happened didn't mean a thing
Because you treated as it was nothing more than a fling
No hard feelings or any regrets

I will remember this trip and never forget
Forget me not as I shall treasure

That brief moment that we did share together


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Attitude shows everything



Jerry was the kind of guy you love to hate. He was always in a good mood and always had something positive to say. When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would reply, " If I were any better, I would be twins!"

He was a unique manager because he had several waiters who had followed him around from restaurant to restaurant. The reason the waiters followed Jerry was because of his attitude. He was a natural motivator. If an employee was having a bad day, Jerry was there telling the employee how to look on the positive side of the situation.

Seeing this style really made me curious, so one day I went up to Jerry and asked him, "I don't get it! You can't be a positive person all of the time.
How do you do it?"

Jerry replied, "Each morning I wake up and say to myself, 'Jerry, you have two choices today. You can choose to be in a good mood or you can choose to be in a bad mood.' I choose to be in a good mood. Each time something bad happens, I can choose to be a victim or I can choose to learn from it. I choose to learn from it. Every time someone comes to me complaining, I can choose to accept their complaining or I can point out the positive side of life. I choose the positive side of life."

"Yeah, right, it's not that easy," I protested. "Yes, it is," Jerry said. "Life is all about choices. When you cut way all the junk, every situation is a choice. You choose how you react to situations. You choose how people will affect your mood. You choose to be in a good mood or bad mood. The bottom line: It's your choice how you live life."

I reflected on what Jerry said. Soon thereafter, I left the restaurant industry to start my own business. We lost touch, but I often thought about
him when I made a choice about life instead of reacting to it.

Several years later, I heard that Jerry did something you are never supposed to do in a restaurant business: he left the back door open one morning and was held up at gunpoint by three armed robbers. While trying to open the safe, his hand, shaking from nervousness, slipped off the combination. The robbers panicked and shot him. Luckily, Jerry was found relatively quickly and rushed to the local trauma center.

After 18 hours of surgery and weeks of intensive care, Jerry was released from the hospital with fragments of the bullets still in his body. I saw Jerry about six months after the accident. When I asked him how he was, he replied, " If I were any better, I'd be twins. Wanna see my scars?"

I declined to see his wounds, but did ask him what had gone through his mind as the robbery took place. "The first thing that went through my mind was that I should have locked the back door," Jerry replied. "Then, as I lay on the floor, I remembered that I had two choices: I could choose to live, or I could choose to die. I chose to live."

"Weren't you scared? Did you lose consciousness?" I asked. Jerry continued, "The paramedics were great. They kept telling me I was going to be fine. But when they wheeled me into the emergency room and I saw the expressions on the faces of the doctors and nurses, I got really scared.
In their eyes, I read, 'He's a dead man.' "I knew I needed to take action."  "What did you do?" I asked.

"Well, there was a big, burly nurse shouting questions at me," said Jerry. "She asked if I was allergic to anything. ' Yes,' I replied. The doctors and
nurses stopped working as they waited for my reply. I took a deep breathe and yelled, ' Bullets!' Over their laughter, I told them. 'I am choosing to
live. Operate on me as if I am alive, not dead."

Jerry lived thanks to the skill of his doctors, but also because of his amazing attitude. I learned from him that every day we have the choice to
live fully. Attitude, after all, is everything.

******

You have 2 choices now:

1. Crib about your daily life and what are you doing and be

unhappy . . .

2. Enjoy every moment of your life & give in your Best . . .

 


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Think Deeply : That why was she born a female?

More than fourteen hundred years have passed since the age of ignorance and yet in this new century I still ask myself the same question as the women of that time must have asked. Why was I born a female? Is it a fault if I am born a female? It’s not like I chose to be born this way. Why is it that after so many years of advancement in science and technology as well as psychology and philosophy we still have women wondering what the defect in being born "NOT Man". When will man truly learn to respect woman? When will he give her the rights she has rather than ONLY talk about her rights? I’ve seen tons of men talk about rights of women and especially the rights Islam has given to women. I hear them talk and then I see them insult their own wives. Mothers gave them birth so they have to be respected… sharing blood and milk with sibling sisters makes them feel a certain way towards their sisters. Why is it that the role of a wife lacks the same respect and gratitude? When will men open their eyes and appreciate the hard work their wives do? These women who left their family, their fathers’ peaceful abode to take on the duties of taking care of him and his children along with his family are yet are foreigners in some shape or form. Do husbands think a marriage contract means that now they own these women? They are the protectors of their wives but they do not own them. Wives have to live a certain way, as liked by her husband and in-laws. They are expected to give up their own identity so that they may merge into the identity of their husbands. Yes, it is a good thing to do for it is the house is a home because of her. To what extent must this happen and what about her unique identity? She is continuously ignored. Once married, how many times do husbands remember to bring flowers without any occasion? Or say simple gestures like "thank you" and "I appreciate it" and "I love you" and more importantly show with their actions that they actually mean all that they say! How easy it is to say those sweet things that are but words that never take form of an action. No offence to men who are exceptions to the rule but in general this is the case. Man of the house has to have everything his way and he forgets to see the needs of the so-called ‘queen’ of the house. Queen! That’s right… If you want to learn sweet talk that melts the heart of a foolish woman learn it from a man of course. Somehow they don’t fail at it and always know how to make her feel better… Two kind words, simple gestures that say I care and that melts the heart of a wife who truly loves him. What next? She is walked all over like a doormat… At the end of the day a wife is like a doormat but of course no one will admit to it. Men will talk about how the husbands should treat their wives but they will fail to see how they treat their own wives. Yes, there are cases when the wife is clever enough to know how to twist her husband’s arm without him feeling the pain or knowing about it. At least that woman does not suffocate and is not a prisoner at home. Though I don’t agree with that form of marriage either. Whatever happened to men and women being complementary to each other? If man is given the right to lead the house there is a reason for it but that does not imply he can misuse his powers. Oh! But, even if he does, it is not till the after life that he will be questioned and perhaps his wife will forgive him and he will make it clear? That is what is thought of traditional eastern women. That they should suffer, tolerate and be patient through everything because Allah will be happy with them. The husbands on the other hand will somehow get away with whatever they do coz they are the husband, THE MAN! GOD gave both man and woman rights. A wife has rights over her husband and a husband has rights over his wife. It is not just that the husband has rights. BUT, he being a man and the world being a man’s world and the Sheikh being a man somehow forget that the women have rights too or take those rights away! Why isn’t the bride told before her Nikkah that she can place the right to ask for divorce in her marriage contract? Why does anyone not tell her that? Why does the groom not like that condition? Why do the elders not like to hear of it? Why is it taken for granted that the women MUST clean and cook and do housework? When by Islam she does not have to do all that. Indeed, it is only a privilege she bestows upon her husband by doing all that while it is his duty to make sure she is fed and clothed and has a place to live! How many men actually think about it like that! And why not??? WHY NOT! I will not just blame men this time. I also put the burden on women! Sorry tosay, but it is the women, mothers or grandmothers who were raised being told that this was why they were born. So, they teach the same to their daughters. They will say that daughters are born for the kitchen and the house and bringing up of kids and taking care of the men of the house. Men are responsible for the outside duties and don’t have to do any housework. You can question me "Isn’t it true?" Yes, it is true that in the long run that is the responsibility of the female. What you have to understand is that I am not against women being housewives and I am not against women taking on their responsibilities of the house. I am against women being taken for granted when they take on the role of a wife. I am against the fact that they are not appreciated for the housework they do which is not their ultimate duty but a favor on her husband. She was not born to do housework rather she is doing a favor if she does the housework. Do you see a difference?Yes it is her utmost duty to bring up well-mannered children but is it not true that she can ask her husband to pay her for the feeding of his children. How many mothers actually ask the father of their children to pay them or refuse to feed their own babies? There will be some but the majority will feed their kids. Again! Husbands and others assume that this is the wife/mother’s duty. It is not appreciated rather taken for granted. But, let’s look at the husband who comes home tired from work and wants a hot home cooked meal, and then he seeks a set of nice washed clothes ready to wear. Maybe, he is so tired that he asks for a message? He wants this and that because he spent a hard day at work and is tired. He can’t go out and the wife understands that her husband is tired. Men will always in some way show and make clear that they have been working hard and do all this work outside and are tired. Yes, it is his wife who can and should make him feel better and relaxed when he comes home. I am not against that nor do I disagree to that. My point is only that a man will never let it go unnoticed that he does hard work and gets tired and should be appreciated for the bringing home of money. The woman on the other hand will mostly be ignored of her work at home.It is a trend, not a rule. It is the general case, not the way it is supposed to be. A woman can make her house a home and a heaven for her husband and children but she cannot do so if she is not given the credit and motivation for doing so. She does not ask for much but attention, love, respect and understanding from the one for who she left everything to form a home with. If she wore a new dress, she wants him to notice her. If she made a nice dish, she wants him to appreciate it. If she is having a tough day she will be cheered up by a simple gesture. If she has been worn out and tired yet not said so, she will feel better if he simply admits having noticed that she has been working hard and is tired.When was the last time you, a husband, told your wife that you loved her? That you appreciated all that she has done for you? That you are thankful that she stood by you? When was the last time you made her smile? When was the last time you knew she was smiling from within her soul and not for showing on her face only? Look back to the years you have known each other, how many of those days did you keep her happy compared to the days you made her sad? Yes, the same applies to the wife as well. My point is that no matter how long you have been married for, it is never too late to appreciate one another. Never too late to bring happiness in the life of your spouse and make her feel thankful that she has you for a husband. Never to late to think about what if tomorrow the other was no longer there. Especially, to make sure that your wife is not asking herself the same question over and over again… That why was she born a female?


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THINK DEEPLY : WHY AM I BLACK?

Lord, Lord Why did You make me Black?

Why did You make someone the world wants to hold back?

Black is the color of dirty clothes, the color of grimy hands and feet.

Black is the color of darkness, the color of tire-beaten streets.

Why did You give me thick lips, a broad nose and kinky hair?

Why did You make someone who receives the hatred stare?

Black is the color of the bruised eye when someone gets hurt.

Black is the color of darkness, Black is the color of dirt.

How come my bone structure's so thick, my hips and cheeks are high?

How come my eyes are brown and not the color of daylight sky?

Why do people think I'm useless? How come I feel so used?

Why do some people see my skin and think I should be abused?

Lord I just don't understand. What is it about my skin?

Why do some people want to hate me and not know the person within?

Black is what people are "listed" when others want to keep them away.

Black is the color of shadows cast. Black is the end of the day.

Lord you know my own people mistreat me and

I know this just ain't right.

They don't like my hair. They say I'm too dark or too light.

Lord don't You think it's time for You to make a change?

Why don't You re-do creation and make everyone the same?

GOD ANSWERED: Why did I make you Black?

Why did I make you Black?

Get off your knees and look around. Tell me, what do you see?

I didn't make you in the image of darkness,

I made you in likeness of ME!

I made you the color of coal from which beautiful diamonds are formed.

I made you the color of oil, the Black gold that keeps people warm.

I made you from the rich, dark earth that can grow the food you need.

Your color's the same as the black stallion, a majestic animal is he.

I didn't make you in the image of darkness.

I made you in likeness of ME!

All the colors of the heavenly rainbow

can be found throughout every nation.

But when all of those colors were blended,

you became my greatest creation.

Your hair is the texture of lamb's wool.

Such a humble little creature is he.

I am the Shepherd who watches them.

I am the One who will watch over thee.

You are the color of midnight sky. I put the stars' glitter in your eyes.

There is a smile hidden behind your pain.

That's why your cheeks are so high.

You are the color of dark clouds formed,

when I send My strongest weather.

I made your lips full so when you kiss the one that you love,

they will remember.

Your stature is strong, your bone structure is thick ...

to withstand the burdens of time.

The reflection you see in the mirror...

The image that looks back is MINE!


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CHOOSE TO BE RICH : The world's most powerful women

For the second year in a row, Germany's Chancellor Angela Merkel

ranks No. 1 on Forbes' list.

 

By Elizabeth MacDonald and Chana R. Schoenberger Forbes.com

Published: September 5, 2007

 

For the second year in a row, Angela Merkel, the first woman to become chancellor of Germany, ranks No. 1 on our list of the World's 100 Most Powerful Women. She continued to impress the world with her cool leadership at two back-to-back summits. First, she stuck to her principles, getting G-8 leaders to agree to significant cuts in carbon emissions, among other things. Merkel later corralled European Union countries into an agreement on a treaty to replace the E.U. constitution.

 

Meanwhile, China's vice premier, Wu Yi (No. 2), continues to help lead a government that oversees an economy whose gross domestic product may soon eclipse Germany's, making it the third-biggest economy in the world. Wu recently stared down U.S. Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson when he made myriad demands, including a revaluation of the yuan, in recent strategic economic talks with the U.S.

 

But China faces enormous challenges in improving its rickety social, legal and economic infrastructure, which now has to contend with an overheated stock market, unsafe and shoddy products and severe pollution.

 

Women are also making very visible advances in business. In the year since we last ran our ranking, Angela Braly (No. 16) took the helm of insurer WellPoint, providing health care coverage to one in 10 Americans; the world's largest money-transfer company, Western Union, was spun off from First Data under the leadership of Christina Gold (No. 56); and PepsiCo Chief Executive Indra Nooyi (No. 5) added another title, that of chairman.

 

While there have been plenty of hand-wringing studies arguing that the corporate glass ceiling for women has turned into concrete, we had no difficulty turning up 66 business executives worthy of inclusion on the list. The remaining 34 are mostly in government.

 

If women aren't being stopped by any ceiling, it still can be argued that they have a tough go on the way to the top. Catalyst, a New York City firm that tracks the progress of women in corporate management positions, reports that women's hold on senior management jobs in the U.S. has stayed essentially flat over the past four years. They account for 15.6% of 10,145 corporate officer positions (chief financial officer, chief information officer or higher) in the 500 largest U.S. corporations.

 

Our ranking system starts with a list of women who have crossed certain thresholds. Most of them run companies, governments or nonprofits, or are very close to the top. A handful have established power bases in other ways (an entertainment entrepreneur, a judge and an author have been on the list). The power ranking score is based on a composite of visibility (measured by press citations) and economic impact.

 

The latter, in turn, reflects three things: résumé (career achievements and titles, so a prime minister counts as more powerful than a senator); the size of the economic sphere over which a leader holds sway; and a multiplier that aims to make different financial yardsticks comparable. For example, a chief executive is assigned the company's sales in the economic impact calculation, while a foundation executive is assigned the foundation's assets. The assets get a higher multiplier than sales.

 

Hasni Essa

Peace & Pluralism


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sIMPLE VS cOMOPLEX

MEN R SO SIMPLE

If you kiss him, you are appreiciated
If you don't, then he is equally pleased
If you praise him, he will accept it as a compliment
If you don't, then also you are admired
If you agree to all his likes, he thinks it is a perfect match
If you don't, he will respect your likes and dislikes
If you visit him often, he will be overwhelmed
If you don't, he will understand you have other priorities
If you are well dressed, he will admire you
If you don't, you are equally beautiful for him
If you are jealous, he knows you love him a lot
If you don't, he still knows you love him a lot
If you attempt a romance, Your feelings are understood
If you don't, still you are liked and admired
If you are a minute late, he will thank u that u came.
If you are early, he will be grateful for it
If you visit another man, he understands that it is job related
If you are visited by another woman, he understands you should have some
time to yourself
If you kiss him once in a while, he is head over heals for u.
If you kiss him often, he is crazy for u.
If you help him in crossing the street, you have high moral values
If you do not, he will help u instead
If you stare at another man, You are just admiring a human being
If he stares another women, its because she looks like u....
If you talk, he will listen
If you want to listen, he will talk

In short:
So strong and so understanding
So powerful and so humble
So straight and so simple
So toleratent and wonderful...
.....MEN!

GIRLS ARE COMPLEX CREATURES
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don't, you are not understanding
If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't, she thinks you do not love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her.
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her.
If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait.
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way.
If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold.
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage.
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics.
If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction.
If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting.
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring.
If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk
In short: So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
So damning, yet so wonderful
.....Girls?!....Sigh.


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Think Deeply : 10 Unsolved Mysteries Of The Brain

What we know---and don't know---about how we think.

by David Eagleman

 

Of all the objects in the universe, the human brain is the most complex: There are as many neurons in the brain  as there are stars in the Milky Way  galaxy. So it is no surprise that, ¬despite the glow from recent advances in the science of the brain and mind, we still find ourselves squinting in the dark somewhat. But we are at least beginning to grasp the crucial mysteries of neuroscience and starting to make headway in addressing them. Even partial answers to these 10 questions could restructure our understanding of the roughly three-pound mass of gray and white matter that defines who we are.

 

*1. How is information coded in neural activity?*

 

Neurons, the specialized cells of the brain, can produce brief spikes of voltage in their outer membranes. These electrical pulses travel along specialized extensions called axons to cause the release of chemical signals elsewhere in the brain. The binary, all-or-nothing spikes appear

to carry information about the world: What do I see? Am I hungry? Which way should I turn? But what is the code of these millisecond bits of voltage? Spikes may mean different things at different places and times in the brain. In parts of the central nervous system (the brain and

spinal cord), the rate of spiking often correlates with clearly definable external features, like the presence of a color or a face. In the peripheral nervous system, more spikes indicates more heat, a louder sound, or a stronger muscle contraction.

 

As we delve deeper into the brain, however, we find populations of neurons involved in more complex phenomena, like reminiscence, value judgments, simulation of possible futures, the desire for a mate, and so on---and here the signals become difficult to decrypt. The challenge is

something like popping the cover off a computer, measuring a few transistors chattering between high and low voltage, and trying to guess the content of the Web page being surfed.

 

It is likely that mental information is stored not in single cells but in populations of cells and patterns of their activity. However, it is currently not clear how to know which neurons belong to a particular group; worse still, current technologies (like sticking fine electrodes directly into the brain are not well suited to measuring several thousand neurons at once. Nor is it simple to monitor the connections of even one neuron: A typical neuron in the cortex receives input from some 10,000 other neurons.

 

Although traveling bursts of voltage can carry signals across the brain quickly, those electrical spikes may not be the only---or even the main---way that information is carried in nervous systems. Forward-looking studies are examining other possible information couriers: glial cells
(poorly understood brain cells that are 10 times as common as neurons), other kinds of signaling mechanisms between cells (such as newly discovered gases and peptides), and the biochemical cascades that take place inside cells.

 

*2. How are memories stored and retrieved?*

 

When you learn a new fact, like someone's name, there are physical changes in the structure of your brain. But we don't yet comprehend exactly what those changes are, how they are orchestrated across vast seas of synapses and neurons, how they embody knowledge, or how they are read out decades later for retrieval.

 

One complication is that there are many kinds of memories. The brain seems to distinguish short-term memory (remembering a phone number just long enough to dial it) from long-term memory (what you did on your last birthday). Within long-term memory, declarative memories (like names and

facts) are distinct from non¬declarative memories (riding a bicycle, being affected by a subliminal message), and within these general categories are numerous subtypes. Different brain structures seem to support different kinds of learning and memory; brain damage can lead to the loss of one type without disturbing the others.

 

Nonetheless, similar molecular mechanisms may be at work in these memory types. Almost all theories of memory propose that memory storage depends on synapses, the tiny connections between brain cells. When two cells are active at the same time, the connection between them strengthens ; when they are not active at the same time, the connection weakens. Out of such synaptic changes emerges an association. Experience can, for example, fortify the connections between the smell of coffee, its taste, its color, and the feel of its warmth. Since the populations of neurons connected with each of these sensations are typically activated at the same time, the connections between them can cause all the sensory associations of coffee to be triggered by the smell alone.

 

But looking only at associations---and strengthened connections between neurons---may not be enough to explain memory. The great secret of memory is that it mostly encodes the relationships between things more than the details of the things themselves. When you memorize a melody,

you encode the relationships between the notes, not the notes per se, which is why you can easily sing the song in a different key.

 

Memory retrieval is even more mysterious than storage. When I ask if you know Alex Ritchie, the answer is immediately obvious to you, and there is no good theory to explain how memory retrieval can happen so quickly. Moreover, the act of retrieval can destabilize the memory. When you recall a past event, the memory becomes temporarily susceptible to erasure. Some intriguing recent experiments show it is possible to chemically block memories from reforming during that window, suggesting new ethical questions that require careful consideration.

 

*3. What does the baseline activity in the brain represent?*

 

Neuroscientists have mostly studied changes in brain activity that correlate with stimuli we can present in the laboratory, such as a picture, a touch, or a sound. But the activity of the brain at rest ---its "baseline" activity---may prove to be the most important aspect of our mental lives. The awake, resting brain uses 20 percent of the body's total oxygen, even though it makes up only 2 percent of the body's mass. Some of the baseline activity may represent the brain restructuring knowledge in the background, simulating future states and events, or manipulating memories. Most things we care about---reminiscences, emotions, drives, plans, and so on---can occur with no external stimulus and no overt output that can be measured. One clue about baseline activity comes from neuroimaging experiments , which show that activity decreases in some brain areas just before a person performs a goal-directed task. The areas that decrease are the same regardless of the details of the task, hinting that these areas may run baseline programs during downtime, much as your computer might run a disk-defragmenting program only while the resources are not needed

elsewhere.

 

In the traditional view of perception, information from the outside world pours into the senses, works its way through the brain, and makes itself consciously seen, heard, and felt. But many scientists are coming to think that sensory input may merely revise ongoing internal activity

in the brain. Note, for example, that sensory input is superfluous for perception: When your eyes are closed during dreaming, you still enjoy rich visual experience. The awake state may be essentially the same as the dreaming state, only partially anchored by external stimuli. In this

view, your conscious life is an awake dream.

 

*4. How do brains simulate the future?*

 

When a fire chief encounters a new blaze, he quickly makes predictions about how to best position his men. Running such simulations of the future---without the risk and expense of actually attempting them---allows "our hypotheses to die in our stead," as philosopher Karl Popper put it. For this reason, the emulation of possible futures is one of the key businesses that intelligent brains invest in.

 

Yet we know little about how the brain's future simulator works because traditional neuroscience technologies are best suited for correlating brain activity with explicit behaviors, not mental emulations. One idea suggests that the brain's resources are devoted not only to processing stimuli and reacting to them (watching a ball come at you) but also to constructing an internal model of that outside world and extracting rules for how things tend to behave (knowing how balls move through the air). Internal models may play a role not only in motor acts, like catching, but also in perception. For example, vision draws on significant amounts of information in the brain, not just on input from the retina. Many neuroscientists have suggested over the past few decades that perception arises not simply by building up bits of data through a hierarchy but rather by matching incoming sensory data against internally generated expectations.

 

But how does a system learn to make good predictions about the world? It may be that memory exists only for this purpose. This is not a new idea: Two millennia ago, Aristotle and Galen emphasized memory as a tool in making successful predictions for the future. Even your memories about your life may come to be understood as a special subtype of emulation, one that is pinned down and thus likely to flow in a certain direction.

 

*5. What are emotions?*

 

We often talk about brains as information-processing systems, but any account of the brain that lacks an account of emotions, motivations, fears, and hopes is incomplete. Emotions are measurable physical responses to salient stimuli: the increased heartbeat and perspiration

that accompany fear, the freezing response of a rat in the presence of a cat, or the extra muscle tension that accompanies anger. Feelings, on the other hand, are the subjective experiences that sometimes accompany these processes: the sensations of happiness, envy, sadness, and so on. Emotions seem to employ largely unconscious machinery---for example, brain areas involved in emotion will respond to angry faces that are briefly presented and then rapidly masked, even when subjects are unaware of having seen the face. Across cultures the expression of basic emotions is remarkably similar, and as Darwin observed, it is also similar across all mammals. There are even strong similarities in physiological responses among humans, reptiles, and birds when showing fear, anger, or parental love.

 

Modern views propose that emotions are brain states that quickly assign value to outcomes and provide a simple plan of action. Thus, emotion can

be viewed as a type of computation, a rapid, automatic summary that initiates appropriate actions. When a bear is galloping toward you, the rising fear directs your brain to do the right things (determining an escape route) instead of all the other things it could be doing (rounding out your grocery list). When it comes to perception, you can spot an object more quickly if it is, say, a spider rather than a roll of tape. In the realm of memory, emotional events are laid down differently by a parallel memory system involving a brain area called the amygdala.One goal of emotional neuroscience is to understand the nature of the many disorders of emotion, depression being the most common and costly. Impulsive aggression and violence are also thought to be consequences of faulty emotion regulation.

 

*6. What is intelligence?*

 

Intelligence comes in many forms, but it is not known what intelligence---in any of its guises---means biologically. How do billions of neurons work together to manipulate knowledge, simulate novel situations, and erase inconsequential information? What happens when two concepts "fit" together and you suddenly see a solution to a problem? What happens in your brain when it suddenly dawns on you that the killer in the movie is actually the unsuspected wife? Do intelligent people store knowledge in a way that is more distilled, more varied, or more easily retrievable? We all grew up with the near-future promise of smart robots , but today we have little better than the Roomba robotic vacuum cleaner. What went wrong?  There are two camps for explaining the weak performance of artificial intelligence: Either we do not know enough of the fundamental principles of brain function, or we have not simulated enough neurons working together. If the latter is true, that's good news: Computation gets cheaper and faster each year, so we should not be far from enjoying life with Asimovian robots who can effectively tend our households. Yet most neuroscientists recognize how distant we are from that dream. Currently, our robots are little more intelligent than sea slugs, and even after decades of clever research, they can barely distinguish figures from a background at the skill level of an infant.

 

Recent experiments explore the possible relationship of intelligence to the capacity of short-term memory, the ability to quickly resolve cognitive conflict, or the ability to store stronger associations between facts; the results are not yet conclusive. Many other possibilities---better restructuring of stored information, more parallel processing, or superior emulation of possible futures---have not yet been probed by experiments.

 

Intelligence may not be underpinned by a single mechanism or a single neural area. Whatever intelligence is, it lies at the heart of what is special about Homo sapiens. Other species are hardwired to solve particular problems, while our ability to abstract allows us to solve an open-ended series of problems. This means that studies of intelligence in mice and monkeys may be barking up the wrong family tree.

 

*7. How is time represented in the brain?*

 

Hundred-yard dashes begin with a gunshot rather than a strobe light because your brain can react more quickly to a bang than to a flash. Yet as soon as we get outside the realm of motor reactions and into the realm of perception (what you report that you saw and heard), the story changes. When it comes to awareness, the brain goes through a good deal of trouble to synchronize incoming signals that are processed at very different speeds.

 

For example, snap your fingers in front of you. Although your auditory system processes information about the snap about 30 milliseconds faster than your visual system, the sight of your fingers and the sound of the snap seem simultaneous. Your brain is employing fancy editing tricks to make simultaneous events in the world feel simultaneous to you, even when the different senses processing the information would individually swear otherwise.

 

For a simple example of how your brain plays tricks with time, look in the mirror at your left eye. Now shift your gaze to your right eye. Your eye movements take time, of course, but you do not see your eyes move. It is as if the world instantly made the transition from one view to the next. What happened to that little gap in time? For that matter, what happens to the 80 milliseconds of darkness you should see every time you blink your eyes? Bottom line: Your notion of the smooth passage of time is a construction of the brain. Clarifying the picture of how the brain normally solves timing problems should give insight into what happens when temporal calibration goes wrong, as may happen in the brains of people with dyslexia. Sensory inputs that are out of sync also contribute to the risk of falls in elderly patients.

 

*8. Why do brains sleep and dream?*

 

One of the most astonishing aspects of our lives is that we spend a third of our time in the strange world of sleep. Newborn babies spend about twice that. It is inordinately difficult to remain awake for more than a full day-night cycle. In humans, continuous wakefulness of the nervous system results in mental derangement; rats deprived of sleep for 10 days die . All mammals sleep, reptiles and birds sleep, and voluntary breathers like dolphins sleep. with one brain hemisphere dormant at a time. The evolutionary trend is clear, but the function of sleep is not.

 

The universality of sleep, even though it comes at the cost of time and leaves the sleeper relatively defenseless, suggests a deep importance. There is no universally agreed-upon answer, but there are at least three popular (and nonexclusive) guesses. The first is that sleep is restorative, saving and replenishing the body's energy stores. However, the high neural activity during sleep suggests there is more to the story. A second theory proposes that sleep allows the brain to run simulations of fighting, problem solving, and other key actions before testing them out in the real world. A third theory---the one that enjoys the most evidence---is that sleep plays a critical role in learning and consolidating memories and in forgetting inconsequential details. In other words, sleep allows the brain to store away the important stuff and take out the neural trash.

 

Recently, the spotlight has focused on REM sleep as the most important phase for locking memories into long-term encoding. In one study, rats

were trained to scurry around a track for a food reward. The researchers recorded activity in the neurons known as place cells, which showed

distinct patterns of activity depending upon the rats' location on the track. Later, while the rats dropped off into REM sleep, the recordings continued. During this sleep, the rats' place cells often repeated the exact same pattern of activity that was seen when the animals ran. The correlation was so close, the researchers claimed, that as the animal "dreamed," they could reconstruct where it would be on the track if it had been awake---and whether the animal was dreaming of running or standing still. The emerging idea is that information replayed during sleep might determine which events we remember later. Sleep, in this view, is akin to an off-line practice session. In several recent experiments, human subjects performing difficult tasks improved their scores between sessions on consecutive days, but not between sessions on the same day, implicating sleep in the learning process.

 

Understanding how sleeping and dreaming are changed by ¬trauma, drugs, and disease---and how we might modulate our need for sleep---is a rich

field to harvest for future clues.

 

*9. How do the specialized systems of the brain integrate with one another?*

 

To the naked eye, no part of the brain's surface looks terribly different from any other part. But when we measure activity, we find that different types of information lurk in each region of the neural territory. Within vision, for example, separate areas process motion, edges, faces, and colors. The territory of the adult brain is as fractured as a map of the countries of the world.

 

Now that neuroscientists have a reasonable idea of how that territory is divided, we find ourselves looking at a strange assortment of brain networks involved with smell, hunger, pain, goal setting, temperature, prediction, and hundreds of other tasks. Despite their disparate functions, these systems seem to work together seamlessly. There are almost no good ideas about how this occurs.

 

Nor is it understood how the brain coordinates its systems so rapidly. The slow speed of spikes (they travel about one foot per second in axons

that lack the insulating sheathing called myelin) is one hundred-millionth the speed of signal transmission in digital computers. Yet a human can recognize a friend almost instantaneously, while digital computers are slow---and usually unsuccessful---at face recognition. How can an organ with such slow parts operate so quickly? The usual answer is that the brain is a parallel processor, running many operations at the same time. This is almost certainly true, but what slows down parallel-processing digital computers is the next stage of operations, where results need to be compared and decided upon. Brains are amazingly fast at this. So while the brain's ability to do parallel processing is impressive, its ability to rapidly synthesize those parallel processes into a single, behavior-guiding output is at least as significant. An animal running must go left or right around a tree; it cannot do both.

 

There is no special anatomical location in the brain where information from all the different systems converges; rather, the specialized areas all interconnect with one another, forming a network of parallel and recurring links. Somehow, our integrated image of the world emerges from this complex labyrinthine network of brain structures. Surprisingly little study has been done on large, loopy networks like the ones in the brain---probably in part because it is easier to think about brains as tidy assembly lines than as dynamic networks.

 

*10. What is consciousness?*

 

Think back to your first kiss. The experience of it may pop into your head instantly. Where was that memory before you became conscious of it? How was it stored in your brain before and after it came into consciousness? What is the difference between those states

 

An explanation of consciousness is one of the major unsolved problems of modern science. It may not turn out to be a single phenomenon; nonetheless, by way of a preliminary target, let's think of it as the thing that flickers on when you wake up in the morning that was not there, in the exact same brain hardware, moments before.

 

Neuroscientists believe that consciousness emerges from the material stuff of the brain primarily because even very small changes to your brain (say, by drugs or disease) can powerfully alter your subjective experiences. The heart of the problem is that we do not yet know how to

engineer pieces and parts such that the resulting machine has the kind of private subjective experience that you and I take for granted. If I give you all the Tinkertoys in the world and tell you to hook them up so that they form a conscious machine, good luck. We don't have a theory

yet of how to do this; we don't even know what the theory will look like.

 

One of the traditional challenges to consciousness research is studying it experimentally. It is probable that at any moment some active neuronal processes correlate with consciousness, while others do not. The first challenge is to determine the difference between them. Some clever experiments are making at least a little headway. In one of these, subjects see an image of a house in one eye and, simultaneously, an image of a cow in the other. Instead of perceiving a house-cow mixture, people perceive only one of them.Then, after some random amount of time, they will believe they're seeing the other, and they will continue to switch slowly back and forth. Yet nothing about the visual stimulus changes; only the conscious experience changes. This test allows investigators to probe which properties of neuronal activity correlate with the changes in subjective experience.

 

The mechanisms underlying consciousness could reside at any of a variety of physical levels: molecular, cellular, circuit, pathway, or some organizational level not yet described. The mechanisms might also be a product of interactions between these levels. One compelling but still speculative notion is that the massive feedback circuitry of the brain is essential to the production of consciousness.

 

In the near term, scientists are working to identify the areas of the brain that correlate with consciousness. Then comes the next step: understanding why they correlate. This is the so-called hard problem of neuroscience, and it lies at the outer limit of what material

explanations will say about the experience of being human.


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smart JOKE : SMART PROFESSOR


A grad student, a post-doc fellow, and a professor are walking through a city- park and they find an antique oil lamp.  They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one." "Me first! Me first!" says the grad student. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat with a gorgeous woman who sunbathes topless." Poof, the Genie utters! He's gone. "Me next! Me next!" says the post-doc. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with a professional samba dancer on one side and the great alocoholic cocktail Mai Tai on the other."

Poof ! He's gone. "You're next," the Genie says to the professor. The professor says, "I want those guys back in the lab after


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joke : BIENG A GRADUATE STUDENT...............................

A BOY was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful Princess, I will stay with you for one week."  The boy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.  The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a Princess, I'll stay with you and do Anything* you want." Again the boy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.  Finally the frog asked, "What is it? I've told you I'm a beautiful Princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do *Anything* you want. Why won't you kiss me?"


The boy said, "Look, I'm a graduate student. I don't have time for girlfriends, but a talking frog is really cool."


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DEEP THOUGHT : EVERYBODY SHOUD READ

- People who can hold their tongues rarely have any trouble holding their friends.

- A man isn't really poor if he can still laugh.

- The man who thinks he knows it all has merely stopped thinking.

- If the world laughs at you, laugh right back-it's as funny as you are.

- Ability without ambition is like a car without a motor.

- Ability will enable a man to get to the top, but it takes character to keep him there.

- You can't make a place for yourself under the sun if you keep sitting in the shade
of the family tree.

- Adversity is the only diet that will reduce a fat head.

- We learn somethings from prosperity, but we many more from adversity.

- Education is an ornament in prosperity and a refuge in adversity.

- Age is what makes furniture worth more and people worth less.

- Which do you suppose ages faster - whiskey or the man who drinks it ?

- Sixty-five is the age when one acquires sufficient experience to loose his job.

- Some girls get married for financial security; others get divorced for the same reason.

- The more arguments you win, the fewer friends you'll have.

- It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in an argument.

- Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; argument is an exchange of ignorance.

- People who know the least always argue the most.

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Think Deeply : 23 F's for a HAPPY MARRIAGE

1. Faith:

The most basic and essential attribute of a Muslim marriage is the common faith that binds the couple.

Since Islam is a way of life and not just a religion confined to weekly worship it becomes an integral part of a Muslim's life. The frame of reference shared by the couple eases communication and sharing of values which is not possible in an interfaith marriage. It is highly recommended that faith play an important role in the developing a loving relationship.

For example, as the Prophet Muhammad (SAW- peace and blessings be upon him) said, that even if a husband places a morsel of food in his wife's mouth, he gets a reward for this act and Allah increases the bond of love between them. So when we love each other for the sake of Allah WE ACTUALLY INCREASE OUR FAITH.

2. Forgiving:

When the Prophet Muhammad (SAW) asked his Companions ‘do you wish that Allah should forgive you' they said, of course O Prophet of Allah. He responded, ‘then forgive each other'.

One of the main components of a happy marriage is that the spouses are able to forgive, that they do not hold grudges or act judgmental towards each other. It is expected that when we live with someone, situations may arise when we end up saying or doing things that hurt our spouses. The challenge is not to dwell on it or lay blame but to move past it. This can only happen if we are not too proud to ask for forgiveness and we are not stingy to forgive.

If we expect Allah to forgive us then we must learn to forgive.

3. Forget:

When we constantly remind our spouses of all the times they let us down or hurt us we have not truly forgiven. Things that happened in the past must be left there and not be used as fresh ammunition in new situations. Couples who use this technique usually fall in a rut and become victims of their own pettiness, unable to break free.

4. Forbearance:

Sabr (patience) is the most useful tool to have in managing a healthy lifestyle. Being patient and forbearing puts us in a pro-active frame of mind it brings us closer to Allah through Tawakul (trust) and reliance .We develop an inner mechanism that empowers us to handle life's difficult moments. As Allah states in Surah (chapter)al-Asr:

"Surely by time humans are at loss, except those who believe and do righteous deeds and counsel each other to the truth and counsel each other to Sabr (patience)' (Quran, chapter 103).

5. Flexible:

Many couples un-necessarily make themselves miserable because they are unwilling to bend a little.

We should not expect our spouses to be our extensions. They are their own selves with personalities, likes and dislikes. We must respect their right to be them selves as long as it does not compromise their Deen (religion). Being inflexible and not accommodating for individual differences leads to a very stressful and tense home atmosphere.

6. Friendship:

This aspect of marriage has three components.

First is to develop a friendship with our spouses. The relationship based on friendship is more able to withstand outside pressures.

We honor, trust, respect, accept and care for our friends, in spite of our differences. These are the aspects of friendship we should bring to our marriages.

Unfortunately the only aspect that people think of bringing to their marriage which is highly inappropriate is the buddy scenario. Shariah (Islamic law) has placed the husband in a leadership role within a family. This requires a certain decorum, which cannot be maintained if the spouses consider each other as pals.

This should not be taken to mean that husband is a dictator but a shepherd who is responsible for and to his flock. This is a position of grave responsibility and places an enormous burden on the husband. Furthermore the children need to see their parents as friends but not as pals as this encourages disrespect.

7. Friendly:

Second aspect of friendship is to have friendly relations with in-laws. When couples compete as to whose parents are more important it becomes a constant source of grief. Much valuable time is wasted trying to convince, one another of whose parents are most desirable. It is better if we accept, that our spouses will not overnight fall in love with our parents just because we want them to. As long as they maintain friendly relations that are cordial and based on mutual respect we should not force the issue.

8. Friends:

The third aspect of friendship is our circle of friends. It is okay to have individual friends of the same gender but couples must also make effort to have family friends so that they can socialize together. If there is friction being caused by a certain friendship it must not be pursued at the expense of the marriage. Prophet Muhammad (SAW) advised us to choose God fearing people as friends since we tend to follow their way. Friends should be a source of joy and not mischief.

9. Fun:

Couples that do not laugh together have to work on sharing some fun times. The Prophet (SAW) was known to play with his wives. A simple walk in the park can add much spark to the relationship. Taking up a sport together or watching clean funny movies is another way of sharing a laugh.

10. Faithful:

It is commanded by Allah that we be faithful to our spouses. Adultery is a capital crime in Islam that is punishable by death. However there are various forms of unfaithful behavior prevalent among some Muslims.

The most common form is maintaining friendships with the opposite sex over the boundaries set by Islam, and the misgivings of the spouse. The latest trend of Internet relationships is also contrary to Islamic Adab (etiquette) and is causing serious problems between couples. Once a sense of betrayal sets in, repairing that relationship is difficult. Another form of not being faithful is when couples betray confidences (trusts/promises). This is a trust issue and one when compromised eats away at the heart of a marriage.

11. Fair:

Usually when we are angry or displeased the tendency is to not play fair. We try to convince ourselves that since we have been wronged it is okay to be unjust in our behavior and our statements. Allah states in the Quran do not be unjust under any circumstances, even if they be your enemy, and here we are talking about our life partners and the parent of our children. To use words such as "never" and "always" when describing the behavior of the partner is unfair and puts the other on the defensive.

12. Finance:

One of the most common points of contention in marriages is money. Experts tell us that 80 percent of marital conflicts are about money.

It is therefore highly recommended that the couple put serious time and effort in developing a financial management plan that is mutually agreeable and is reviewed every six months or so. Preparing a budget together is also a helpful and wise way to handling household finances. It should be remembered that the wife's money in Islam is hers to do with as she pleases and therefore should not be considered family income unless she chooses to contribute it to the family

13. Family:

Parenting can be a stressful experience if the parents are not well informed. This in turn can put extra pressure on the marriage.

Sometimes couples are naive about the changes that come in the lifestyle. This can cause in some cases depression and in some resentment and misunderstandings. One golden rule that must always be the guide is; that family comes first.

Whenever there is evidence that the family is not happy or not our first priority it is time to assemble at the kitchen table and discuss with open hearts and mind.

14. Feelings:

Prophet Muhammad (SAW) stated that Allah forgives all sins if we repent but not those we have committed against others i.e. hurt their feelings unless the person we have hurt forgives first.

Couples are sometimes very careless when it comes to their spouse's feelings, they take them for granted and assume that the other knows what they mean. It is surprising that people are more sensitive and courteous to strangers than they are to their loved ones. One must be ever vigilant and careful that they do not hurt the feelings of their spouses and if they invariably do, they should apologize as soon as possible. Since one does not know when someone they love will leave this world, is it not better to make amends when we have the time?

15. Freedom:

Marriage in Islam is a partnership and not bondage or slavery. To consider the wife one's property is alien to Islamic concept of husband and wife role. The team spirit is enhanced and not curtailed when members of the team are free to be themselves. Freedom in the common western since is to be free to do as one pleases or to be selfish. On the contrary, to allow freedom to one's spouse is to be considerate of their needs and to recognize their limitations.

16. Flirtation:

A sure way to keep romance in marriage is to flirt (only) with your spouse. Many successful marriages have maintained a youthful demeanor in their marriages by adopting special names for each other and secret communication styles.

17. Frank:

Misunderstandings happen when couples are not honest with each other. Marital relationship is where the partners must feel safe to speak their mind with due consideration to the other's feeling, without compromising their own views. When the communication is not frank it hinders in the development of closeness and deep understanding of each other's inner self.

18. Facilitator:

When choosing our life partner, we must, as the Prophet (SAW) advised, look for a pious Muslim. The reason is that their first and foremost goal is the pleasure of Allah. This commitment to Allah makes them an excellent facilitator (someone who makes things easy) for enhancing their partner's spiritual development. In essence, the couple facilitates their family's commitment to Allah and His Deen.

19. Flattering:

Paying compliments and indulging in honest flattery is a very inexpensive way to win your spouse's heart. Everyone likes to be appreciated and noticed. So being stingy about compliments is actually depriving oneself of being appreciated in return.

20. Fulfilling:

To be all one can be to one's spouse is a very fulfilling and rewarding experience. To be in love means to give one's all. The heart does not put conditions or make stipulations. It gives without expecting anything in return, but such selfless giving is always rewarded tenfold.

21. Fallible:

It often happens that our expectations sometimes are so high that we lose focus of the fact that we are fallible (not perfect/make mistakes) beings. When couples start to nitpick and demand the impossible they must remind themselves that only Allah is perfect.

22. Fondness:

So many times couples fail to work on developing fondness for each other by [failing] to see their spouses as people through the eyes of their respective friends. Spending quality time alone doing and sharing activities are ways in which one can develop fondness.

23. Future:

Smart couples plan for their future together. They work on their financial and retirement plans, make wills and discuss these plans with their children. This provides peace of mind and secures the relationship.


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Your workbook for success : Office Essential!

Soft skills may be the success mantra these days but there are a few

essentials that go into the making of a true professional. Apart from office

infrastructure, cordial relations with your colleagues, convenient commute,

there are a few other things that help you manage your everyday tasks and

can take your career to the next level.

 

If you are one of those who plan to invest time, effort and resources to

heighten the impact of a'true professional at work' but are either too

occupied or wondering how to go about it, here are a few tips.

 

1. * A planner

*A planner helps you to make a note of important assignments,

appointments, telephone numbers, etc and helps you schedule your day without

missing on significant matters. Says Abha S, a relationship manager at a

leading bank,"I can't do without my office planner, it has all important

information I need. It is like a life-line to me at work."

 

2. *Smell good

*So you have tried hard to create an impression at work? You go

berserk shopping for formal clothes and accessories? Perhaps it is the

fragrance that you wear to work that can get you a mention in the good books

of your boss. Caution, do not overpower your appearance and the other

person's senses by overloading on the cologne.

 

3. *A good pen

*You are glued to your computer 24x7, agreed! There's hardly a chance

when you need to use a pen at work? Perhaps that's what makes it all the

more important to invest in a good pen that matches with your personality at

work. Endow an appreciable investment to this office accessory and be a

proud owner of a good branded pen."For men, the basic office accessory is a

pen," muses M Anand, a senior manager with a leading MNC, who prefers to use

an ink pen to sign documents."It is also an ideal gift for bosses and

colleagues," he adds.

 

4. *A classy watch

A fine watch distinguishes a person who values time and also adds a

touch of class to your appearance. Endow an appreciable amount to acquire

this accessory, for it's not everyday you buy a watch. Go for a formal,

basic watch that is not too loud for professional environment and at the

same time gels with your attire."I am saving big time to invest in a good,

branded watch," quips Chirag Desai, a fresh graduate who is all set to start

his career in a BPO.

 

5. *Attitude

They say, 'Your attitude determines your altitude'. Amplify the impact

of your appearance with the'right' attitude. Your approach to meet

challenges in life decides how smooth your sail can be through the rough sea

of the corporate world. Be ready to take initiative, grow as a professional

and work hard towards your long term goals. To conclude, believe in

yourself.


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From Love Guru : The deadly hallucination of love

Her world was shrinking into a small atom. The girl stood there in the rain trying to clean away her sorrow, pain, joy and sin. She wanted her feelings to be like a barren desert. Nothing would live inside her anymore.

 

She had loved him once, but he never did. How could he? He was a committed boy; perfectly committed to the person he loves. The girl knew from the beginning that he would never love her but somehow she ended up being in love with him. Her love did not want anything back in return. There were no words for her to describe her feelings. It was both excruciating and ecstatic at the same time. Her every moment, all her bliss, all the aches, every silence and every word were only for him. But he never realized. She was just a spoiled sinner to him. He took her as a joke, looked at her with abhorrence and pity.

 

And she could not take it. She could take his hatred, his anger, his irritation but not his pity. It was then that she decided to kill her love for a void reality.

 

The rain had left a cool softness in the hot summer. The street dogs were barking loudly in the silent night. A lifeless solitary body lay motionless on the dark street- the blood of the girl still red and fresh.

 

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His world was shrinking into a small atom. The boy stood there in the rain trying to clean away his sorrow, pain, joy and sin. He wanted his feelings to be like a barren desert. Nothing would live inside his anymore.

 

He had loved him once, but she never did. How could she? She was a committed girl; perfectly committed to the person she loves. The boy knew from the beginning that she would never love him but somehow he ended up being in love with her. His love did not want anything back in return. There were no words for him to describe his feelings. It was both excruciating and ecstatic at the same time. His every moment, all his bliss, all the aches, every silence and every word were only for her. But she never realized. He was just a spoiled sinner to her. She took him as a joke, looked at him with abhorrence and pity.

 

And he could not take it. He could take her hatred, her anger, her irritation but not her pity. It was then that he decided to kill his love for a void reality.

 

The rain had left a cool softness in the hot summer. The street dogs were barking loudly in the silent night. A lifeless solitary body lay motionless on the dark street- the blood of the boy still red and fresh.

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A fantasy only, and nothing else. The total plot was to picture the whole story from two different perspectives. The perspective arising from lack of understanding between the boy and the girl. Though, I hate the idea of suicide in any plot, but it was needed to make the story end. Please respond. I would love to hear constructive criticism.


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real time joke -- A different Love letter and a beautiful reply to it.

A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.
My Dearest Reshma ,
Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options
(A) 10 marks,
(b) 5marks and
(c) 3 marks.
**********
1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because:
(a) of love
(b) you couldn't control seeing me
(c) really ... Am I doing it?
**********
2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because:
(a) you always like to see me smiling
(b) you are testing whether I like jokes
(c) you are attracted by my smile
**********
3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped singing because:
(a) you are so coy to sing before me
(b) my presence influenced you
(c) you feared that whether I'll like your song
**********
4) When you were showing your childhood photo, when I asked for it, you hide it because:
(a) you felt ashamed
(b) you felt uneasy
(c) you don't know
*********
5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you and you took only my friend's because:
(a) you enjoyed my disappointment
(b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing
(c) you don't know
*********
6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus...
(a) you were waiting for me
(b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus
(c) that bus was crowded
**********
7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because:

(a) I am going to be your groom
(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me
(c) just you felt like introducing me to them
**********
8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose on your head because:
(a) to fulfill my wish
(b) you like roses
(c) by chance you got a rose
**********
9) On that day, it was my birthday. You too came to temple early at 6:00 A.M because:
(a) you want to pray along with me
(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday
(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual.
**********


If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don't delay in expressing it.
If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and it's getting ready to bloom. If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not.
Eagerly awaiting your reply..
Love, Aakash
************ *********
Reshma's reply letter was also in Q/A format ........

Aakash ,

Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.

**********
1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class, sees them.
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
2) If a girl laughs and looks anyone, is it love?
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stop singing or not?
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo.
You poked your nose inside..... Right ?
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking. Couldn't you understand yet?
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
6) Should I not wait for my best friend (Anjali ) at the bus stand?
(a)Yes (b) No
**********
7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a friend?
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
8) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana's flower. Is it true ?
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
9) Oh was that your birthday. That's why I could see you in temple. I come daily to Temple . Do you know ?
(a) Yes (b) No
If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question, then I am not loving you. If you have answered "No", then you don't know the meaning of Love.

Hope everything is clear to you


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joke??? Intelligent Quotes

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would

not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were

supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live

forever, which is why I would not live forever,"

-- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

 

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I

can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all

those flies and death and stuff,"

-- Mariah Carey

 

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your

life," -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for

federal anti-smoking campaign.

 

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," -- Winston

Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

 

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in

the country," -- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

 

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the

president," -- Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed

documents.

 

"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm

just the one to do it,"

-- A congressional candidate in Texas.

 

"I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them.

There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were

selfishly trying to keep it for themselves."

- John Wayne

 

"Half this game is ninety percent mental." -- Philadelphia Phillies manager,

Danny Ozark

 

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in

our air and water that are doing it." 

-- Al Gore, Vice President

 

"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."

*-- Dan Quayle

 

" It's no exaggeration to say that the undecided could go one way or

another" 

-- George Bush, US President

 

"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"

 

-- Lee Iacocca

 

"I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the

truth. I assisted in furthering that version," -- Colonel Oliver North, from

his Iran-Contra testimony.

 

"The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like

Norman Einstein," -- Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports

analyst.

 

"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of

people."

-- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.

 

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

-- Bill Clinton, President

 

"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur.

-- Al Gore, VP

 

"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."

-- Keppel Enderbery

 

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received

notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is

a change in your circumstances." 

 

-- Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

 

"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go

to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next

morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."

-- Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

 

"If we let the loggers go in and cut down all the trees we wouldn't have a

problem with forest fires."

--George Bush 


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Joke - freezing case

At a doctors surgery one morning a patient arrives complaining of serious backache. The doctor examines him and asks him " What the hell did you do to your back?"

 

The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? Today morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise . On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was still dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw at him, Thats how I strained my back" The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck.

 

The doctor says "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?" He replies, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now ..Today

was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."

 

The 3rd patient arrives , he looks even worse than the first two patients do. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to you?"

 

Well I was hiding in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor………….

 

 


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Psychological Test - discovering your character only 10 questions away

 

PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE

 

Dr. Phil gave this test on Oprah. Some folks pay a lot of money to find   this stuff out. Read on, this is very interesting!

 

  Here's something that you may find interesting psychological profile don't   be overly sensitive! The following is pretty accurate. And it only takes 2   minutes. Take this test for yourself and your friends.

 

There are only 10 simple questions, so .... grab a pencil and paper, keeping track of your letter answers.

 Ready?? Begin..

 

  1. When do you feel your best?

 

  a) in the morning

  b) during the afternoon and early evening

  c) late at night

 

  2. You usually walk

 

  a) fairly fast, with long steps

  b) fairly fast, with little steps

  c) less fast head up, looking the world in the face

  d) less fast, head down

  e) very slowly

 

  3. When talking to people you

 

  a) stand with your arms folded

  b) have your hands clasped

  c) have one or both your hands on your hips

  d) touch or push the person to whom you are talking

  e) play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair

 

  4. When relaxing, you sit with

 

  a) your knees bent with your legs neatly side by side

  b) your legs crossed

  c) your legs stretched out or straight

  d) one leg curled under you

 

  5. When something really amuses you, you react with

 

  a) a big, appreciative laugh

  b) a laugh, but not a loud one

  c) a quiet chuckle

  d) a sheepish smile

 

  6. When you go to a party or social gathering

 

  a) make a loud entrance so everyone notices you

  b) make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know

  c) make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed

 

  7. You're working very hard, concentrating hard, and you're interrupted;

  do you ...

 

  a) welcome the break

  b) feel extremely irritated

  c) vary between these two extremes

 

  8. Which of the following colours do you like most?

 

  a) Red or orange

  b) black

  c) yellow or light blue

  d) green

  e) dark blue or purple

  f) white

  g) brown or grey

 

  9. When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before going

to

  sleep, you lie

 

  a) stretched out on your back

  b) stretched out face down on your stomach

  c) on your side, slightly curled

  d) with your head on one arm

  e) with your head under the covers

 

  10. You often dream that you are

 

  a) falling

  b) fighting or struggling

  c) searching for something or somebody

  d) flying or floating

  e) you usually have dreamless sleep

  f) your dreams are always pleasant

 

  POINTS:

  1. (a) 2 (b) 4 (c) 6

  2. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 7 (d) 2 (e) 1

  3. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 5 (d) 7 (e) 6

  4. (a) 4 (b) 6 (c) 2 (d) 1

  5. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 2

  6. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 2

  7. (a) 6 (b) 2 (c) 4

  8. (a) 6 (b) 7 (c) 5 (d) 4 (e) 3 (f) 2 (g) 1

  9. (a) 7 (b) 6 (c) 4 (d) 2 (e) 1

  10. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 6 (f) 1

  Now add up the total number of points.

  Interpretations on next page.

 

  OVER 60 POINTS: Others see you as someone they should "handle with care". You're seen as vain, self-centred, and who is extremely dominant. Others may admire you, wishing they could be more like you, but don't always trust you, hesitating to become too deeply involved with you.

 

 

  51 TO 60 POINTS: Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather impulsive personality; a natural leader, who's quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones. They see you as bold and adventuresome, someone who will try anything once; someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement you radiate.

 

  41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in the centre of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their   head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out.

 

 

  31 TO 40 POINTS: Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful and practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest. Not a  person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expect the same loyalty in  return. Those who really get to know you realize it takes a lot to shake your trust in your friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to  get over it if that trust is ever broken.

 

 

  21 TO 30 POINTS: Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy. They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder. It'd really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment, expecting you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then, usually decide against it. They think this reaction is caused partly by your careful nature.

 

 

  UNDER 21 POINTS: People think you are shy, nervous, and indecisive, someone who needs looking after, who always wants someone else to make the decisions and who doesn't want to get involved with anyone or anything. They see you as a worrier who always sees problems that don't exist. Some people think you're boring. Only those who know you well know that you aren't.

 


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Telling funny Tale - NEWTON's ROMANTIC Formula

U niversal L aw O f L ove:

 

 

" Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer From

One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money "

 

 

 

First L aw Of  Love:

 

 

" A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love With Her And A Girl

In Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him, Until Or Unless

Any External Agent(Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play And

Break The Legs Of The Boy. "

 

 

Second L aw Of Love:

 

 

" The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is

Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy And

The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of The

Bank Balance. "

 

 

Third Law Of Love:

 

 

" The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite

To The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping."


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KNOW about your BLOOD

                                   Blood type and Rh                           

                                   How many people have it?               

                                     O +                                  

                                             40 %                         

                                     O -                                  

                                              7 %                         

                                     A +                                   

                                             34 %                         

                                     A -                                  

                                              6 %                         

                                     B +                                  

                                              8 %                         

                                     B -                                  

                                              1 %                         

                                    AB +                                  

                                              3 %                         

                                    AB -                                  

                                              1 %                         

                                                                          

                                                                                                                              

               Does Your Blood Type Reveal Your Personality?               

                                                                            

According to a Japanese institute that does research on blood types,

there are certain personality traits that seem to match up with certain

blood types. How do you rate?                                                   

                                                                           

|---------+---------------------------------------------------------------|

| TYPE O  |You want to be a leader, and when you see something you

want,  |

|         |you keep striving until you achieve your goal. You are a      

|

|         |trend-setter, loyal, passionate, and self-confident. Your     

|

|         |weaknesses include vanity and jealously and a tendency to be  

|

|         |too competitive.                                              

|

|---------+---------------------------------------------------------------|

| TYPE A  |You like harmony, peace and organization. You work well with  

|

|         |others, and are sensitive, patient and affectionate. Among

your|

|         |weaknesses are stubbornness and an inability to relax.        

|

|---------+---------------------------------------------------------------|

| TYPE B  |You're a rugged individualist, who's straightforward and

likes |

|         |to do things your own way.  Creative and flexible, you adapt  

|

|         |easily to any situation. But your insistence on being         

|

|         |independent can sometimes go too far and become a weakness.   

|

|---------+---------------------------------------------------------------|

| TYPE AB |Cool and controlled, you're generally well liked and always

put|

|         |people at ease. You're a natural entertainer who's tactful

and |

|         |fair. But you're standoffish, blunt, and have difficulty

making|

|         |decisions.                                                    

|

|---------+---------------------------------------------------------------|

 

 

                                                               

   You Can Receive  blood                                           |      

 

---------------------------------------------------------------+-------|

|  If Your Type Is   | O-  | O+  | B-  | B+  | A-  | A+  | AB-  |  AB+ 

|

|--------------------+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+------+-------|

|        AB+         | YES | YES | YES | YES | YES | YES | YES  |  YES 

|

|--------------------+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+------+-------|

|        AB-         | YES |     | YES |     | YES | YES |      |      

|

|--------------------+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+------+-------|

|         A+         | YES | YES |     |     | YES | YES |      |      

|

|--------------------+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+------+-------|

|         A-         | YES |     |     |     | YES |     |      |      

|

|--------------------+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+------+-------|

|         B+         | YES | YES | YES | YES |     |     |      |      

|

|--------------------+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+------+-------|

|         B-         | YES |     | YES |     |     |     |      |      

|

|--------------------+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+------+-------|

|         O+         | YES | YES |     |     |     |     |      |      

|

|--------------------+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+------+-------|

|         O-         | YES |     |     |     |     |     |      |      

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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laughing gas for all except the Human Resource people

One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human

 Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in  heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself. "Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though,  it  seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once  had a  Human Resources Manager make it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you."

 "No problem, just let me in," said the woman. "Well, I'd like to, but I  have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in. "Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven", said the woman "Sorry, we have rules..." And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went  down-down-down to hell. The doors opened and she found herself stepping out  onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a  country club and standing in front of her were all her friends – fellow  executives that she had worked with and they were well dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her.

 They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old   times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner. She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kind of cute)and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody shook her hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator. The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found St.Peter waiting for her.

 "Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said. So she spent the

 next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter came and got her. "So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity," The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell." So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went

 down-down-down

 back to Hell. When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and  putting it in sacks. The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her. "I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here and  there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends

 look miserable."

 The Devil looked at her smiled and told...

 "Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're an Employee.."

 


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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper

Every man should get married some time; after

 all, happiness is not the

 only thing in life!!

 

   --Anonymous

 

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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can

have; the older she gets

the more interested he is in her.

 

 

--Agatha Christie

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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair

that some men should be

happier than others.

 

--Oscar Wilde

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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.

 

--Scottish Proverb

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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for

two years.

 

--Sam Kinison

 

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        A psychiatrist is a person who will give you

     expensive answers that your

        wife will give you for free.

 

 

        --Anonymous

 

 

 

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        Bachelors know more about women than married men;

     if they didn't, they'd

     be married too.

 

 

        --H. L. Mencken

 

 

 

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        Men have a better time than women; for one thing,

     they marry  later, for another thing, they die earlier.

 

        --H. L. Mencken

 

 

 

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        "A man without a woman is like a fish without a  bicycle."

 

 

        - U2

 

 

 

 

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        Marriage is a three ring circus:

        --engagement ring

        ---wedding ring

        ---suffering

 

 

 

 

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        When a newly married couple smiles, everyone

     knows why.

        When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone

     wonders why.

 

 

 

 

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        Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

 

 

 

 

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        When a man opens the door of his car for his

     wife, you can be sure of one

        thing: either the car is new or the wife.

 

 

 

 

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        I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding

     her way back .

        --------------------------------------------

        I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our

        anniversary?"

        She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"

        I told her, "How about the kitchen?"

        ------------------------------------------------

        We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

        ---------------------------------

        My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.  That

        was only for the

        estimate.

        --------------------------------

        She got a mudpack and looked great for two days.

        Then the mud fell off.

        ------------------------------------------

        She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I

        too late for the garbage?"

        Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in!"

        ---------------------------------------

        BaddTeddy recently explained to me why he refuses

        to ever get married.

        He says "the wedding rings look too much like

        minature handcuffs....."

 

 

 

 

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        If your dog is barking at the back door and your

     wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

        The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after

     you let him in!

 

 

 

 

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        A man placed some flowers on the grave of his

     dearly departed mother and

     started back toward his car when his attention

     was diverted to another man

     kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying

     with profound intensity

     and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why

     did you have to die?"

 

     The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I

     don't wish to interfere

     with

     your private grief, but this demonstration of

     pain is more than I've ever

     seen before. For whom do you mourn so

     deeply? A child? A parent?"

     The mourner took a moment to collect himself,

     then

     replied, "My wife's first husband."

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  A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband

  leaned over, made a wish

   and

   threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a

  wish, too. But she leaned

 over

  too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The

  husband was stunned for a

while but then smiled "It really works!"

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  Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he

   loves. After marriage, the

"y" becomes silent.

 

 


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smile when u r in the cemetery ???

Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:

Here lies

Johnny Yeast

Pardon me

For not rising.

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Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:

Here lies the body

of Jonathan Blake

Stepped on the gas

Instead of the brake.

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Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:

I was somebody.

Who, is no business

Of yours.

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In a Georgia cemetery:

"I told you I was sick!"

 

Someone in Winslow, Maine didn't like Mr. Wood:

In Memory of Beza Wood

Departed this life

Nov. 2, 1837

Aged 45 yrs.

Here lies one Wood

Enclosed in wood

One Wood

Within another.

The outer wood

Is very good:

We cannot praise

The other.

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In a cemetary in England:

Remember man, as you walk by,

As you are now, so once was I,

As I am now, so shall you be,

Remember this and follow me.

 

- To which someone replied by writing on the tombstome:

To follow you I'll not consent,

Until I know which way you went.

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